Canon is Undertale, a certain skeleton is not very happy with his circumstances

[pastablythegreatest]

HUMAN!!! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE NEVER BEEN SO SIMULTANEOUSLY INSULTED AND FLATTERED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE!

FIRSTLY, TAKING ME AWAY FROM MY VERY IMPORTANT SOCIAL LIFE AND EVEN MORE IMPORTANT FRIENDS ON THE SURFACE! ABSOLUTELY UNFORGIVABLE, EVEN IF I CAN UNDERSTAND YOUR DESIRE TO HANG OUT WITH THE COOLEST DUDE THIS SIDE OF ANYWHERE!

AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, THAT PUN YOU GAVE MY JOURNAL NAME! IT IS BOTH LIES AND SLANDER!  WE BOTH KNOW THAT I AM MOST DEFINITELY THE GREATEST, WITHOUT A DOUBT! !!  SO IF I MUST BE HERE, I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE IT TO SOMETHING MORE FITTING OF SOMEONE AS AWESOME AS ME!

...WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T?! IF YOU DON'T, I'LL...I'LL...I WILL CALL UNDYNE AND THEN YOU WILL BE IN THE MOST TROUBLE! ALL OF THE TROUBLE!!!

Comments

[mrboneswildride]

C'mon bro. People spend time with you here and they're not even gonna worry about your username. You're plenty cool and great.

[pastablythegreatest]

Well of course I am cool and great! I am the coolestest and the greatestest!! But with all of this slandering going around, those who don't know me might get the wrong idea and think that I am the most uncoolestest! That would be a travesty! The worst possible thing ever!!!

[your_best_friend]

But do you really want to noodle yourself to a new username? I gnocchi it may seem a tad insulting, but your little old friend here Flowey finds it perfectly acceptable! After all, it dishes out a reference to your favorite food!

[pastablythegreatest]

You cease that this minute! These puns are almost too much for my nonexistent ears to handle!! It's like being with sans if sans were small, yellow, and permanently affixed to the ground!!!

[your_best_friend]

Hmm... I can't help but wonder why you're smiling!

[Yeah, he's going to stop with the puns.]

But seriously, I think your username is just fine!

[pastablythegreatest]

I AM SMILING AND I HATE IT!

[Translation: I think its actually pretty funny but I have to save face for cool people so I'm going to be a big, whiny baby bones about it.]

I THINK MY USERNAME SHOULD BE SOMETHING MORE DESERVING OF MY STATUS AS THE COOLEST OF DUDES! MAYBE SOMETHING LIKE...BESTROYALGUARDEVER OR COOLSKELETON95! YES, THOSE WOULD BE FAR BETTER CHOICES!

[goatmom]

[Giggles]

Come on, Papyrus, we all got some kind of punny username here. And maybe you'll get a chance not only to spend time with your old friends but to meet new monsters and humans to befriend as well.

[pastablythegreatest]

WELL OF COURSE I'LL BE MAKING NEW FRIENDS, WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH A COOL DUDE LIKE ME? BUT IF THEY THINK I'M SOME KIND OF JOKE, THEY MIGHT NOT WANT TO EVEN TALK TO ME, LET ALONE FIND OUT ABOUT MY AWESOMENESS!! HOW COULD THINGS GET ANY WORSE THAN THAT?!!

[punnybone]

i dunno, bro. i think you might be stuck with this username.

so i guess... you cannelloni make the best of it.

[pastablythegreatest]

SANS HOW COULD YOU?! THAT WAS SO GOOD IT'S MAKING MY BONES RATTLE!!! I'M SO MAD BUT I'M STILL LAUGHING! I'M MAUGHING!!!

[punnybone]

woah that sounds serious. but i can't help it, bro. it just comes naturally.

don't get al dente out of shape about it.

[pastablythegreatest]

I WILL GET AL DENTE OUT OF SHAPE!! I WILL CAUSE A BIGOLI FUSILLI ABOUT IT BECAUSE I DON'T DESERVE THIS!!!

[determinedpacifist]

Get used to the puns, Papyrus. Even my username is a pun if you squint at it, and it's well pasta time to change it.

[pastablythegreatest]

NOT YOU TOO FRISK!! IF EVERYONE IS SO INTENT ON THIS USERNAME...THEN I MIGHT HAVE TO ROTELLE OVER AND HIDE MY PENNE FOR THE GRATTINI GOOD!!!

HELP THE PUNS I'M DYING

[determinedpacifist]

...You've been hanging out with Sans too long.

But it's nice to see you.

DON'T DIE STAY DETERMINED!!!

[pastablythegreatest]

WELL OF COURSE I HAVE, WE LIVE IN THE SAME HOUSE REMEMBER? AND BESIDES, IF I'M NOT THERE TO TAKE CARE OF THINGS, HE MIGHT NOT EVEN NOTICE IF IT BURNT DOWN AROUND THE EARS HE DOESN'T HAVE!!

. . .

THAT SAID, IT IS NICE TO SEE YOU TOO, EVEN IF WE'RE BOTH KIND OF BEING KIDNAPPED RIGHT NOW. I MEAN YOU ARE, I'M BEING SKELETONNAPPED, THE WORST KIND OF NAPPING!!!

[punnybone]

[Oh my god.

He's never been prouder of you than this very moment, Papyrus.]

[justicespear]

[ Undyne FLIES IN SO FAST she leaves skid marks all over dear_mun ]

I HEARD THAT I'M BEATING SOMEBODY UP!?

[pastablythegreatest]

WELL...MAYBE NOT...BEATING THEM UP, BUT COULD YOU TALK SOME SENSE INTO THIS HUMAN AT LEAST? ALL THESE PASTA PUNS ARE PUNTINE ME IN A MEZZIRABLE MOOD!

. . .

NOW I'M PUNNING WITHOUT EVEN THINKING ABOUT IT, THIS IS AWFUL!!!

[justicespear]

I understand. [ She actually looks... calm. And understanding. How?? ]

HUMAN!! [ Okay pretend calm is gone all is back to normal. ] You need to stop this at once! Look at what you're doing to this poor skeleton!!

[ She grabs Papyrus here. And shakes him. SHE SHAKES HIM HARD. It probably hurts. A lot. ]

HE ISN'T MADE TO HANDLE THIS LEVEL OF PUNS!! YOU'LL ONLY HURT HIM!!!

[pastablythegreatest]

Y-Y-YEAH H-H-HUMAN!! LOOK. . .AT. . .HOW HURT. . .I AM...RIGHT THIS. . .VERY SECOND! IF YOU. . .DON'T STOP. . .I'M GONNA BE. . . A PILE OF BONES!

[spearghetti]

[ A spear whips by Papyrus's face. THE HEROINE APPEARS!!! ]

WHO IS IN TROUBLE?!

[pastablythegreatest]

I AM IN TROUBLE! FIRSTLY I HAVE BEEN SKELETONAPPED BY SOME HUMAN! AND SECONDLY HE HAS MADE MY USERNAME INTO SOME KIND OF PASTA JOKE!! THE WORST OF ALL CRIMES, HE MUST BE PUNISHED THROUGH A VERY SEVERE TALKING TO!! THAT WAY, HE WILL TRULY UNDERSTAND THE NATURE OF HIS ACTIONS, I'M SURE OF IT!

[spearghetti]

PAPYRUS! We seem to be in the same predicament! MY USERNAME IS ALSO A HORRIBLE PASTA JOKE!

[ There is a pause, and Undyne picks her spear back up. ]

It looks like these humans are making JOKES of us!! I'll show them!

[azaleafae]

[What is this skeleton...?]

...What are you? Another one of the Plaguebringer's tricks?