Jerry | Canon: Undertale (no spoilers preferred)

[jerrycametoo]

So, like, what are you even doing?

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[justicespear]

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?!

[jerrycametoo]

No. Major information fail.

[justicespear]

Huh. That so?

I don't think I should tell you then!

[jerrycametoo]

WhatEVER. Not like I CARED.

[justicespear]

You sure? YOU SURE YOU DON'T CARE??

[jerrycametoo]

Does ANYONE care?

[justicespear]

Don't you?

[jerrycametoo]

I DON'T.

[your_best_friend]

...

I could ask you the same thing.

[jerrycametoo]

Chillaxing OBVIOUSLY.

[your_best_friend]

Don't you have anything better to do?

[jerrycametoo]

What, you envious? TOO BAD.

[your_best_friend]

[Flowey laughs.]

Envious? You actually and truly believe that? You really ARE an idiot!

Nobody likes you. Even in the middle of battle, the monsters ran away with the human just so they can battle in peace. Because you're the most annoying thing in existence.

Why, I've heard that a certain skeleton who wants to get into the guard will NEVER give you spaghetti.

Me? Envious? Nah. It's the other way around.

[jerrycametoo]

You say something? Couldn't hear you over the FAIL.

[your_best_friend]

Yes. Yes, I did.

[Flowey conjures up a circle of magic bullets around Jerry, tight enough for there to be barely any space to escape.]

I said: Die.

[And they begin to close in.]

[jerrycametoo]

[Jerry did nothing because he's Jerry and doesn't notice things like the people around him.]

WhaaaatEVER.

[Yeah, he's super dead.]

[your_best_friend]

[Well, unless someone decides to save him. But who'd do that? The bullets continue to converge towards Jerry. It's times like this where Flowey wishes he could feel joy and satisfaction.]

[megalovevania]

Oh you know, relaxing.

Taking a break from it all.

[jerrycametoo]

LAME.

[megalovevania]

Wow. Look at me, I'm shaking. You really know how to lay it down, bro.

[jerrycametoo]

I always drop it like its HOT. Like ME.

[megalovevania]

Uh uh. Absolutely. Please, go on.

1/2

[lookstabnap]

2/2 and that's all folks

[lookstabnap]

[forthespiders]

...

[Muffet returns quietly to the shadows. Even she has standards.......... and all the spiders quietly skitter onto their webs and head for the nearest exit. Those that are too close to Jerry dive straight into the snow.]

[Jerry would make a terrible-tasting pastry anyway...]

[goatmom]

Experimenting in the kitchen, my dear! Have you ever tried a cinnamon-snail pie?

[jerrycametoo]

Ugh, really? More like cinnamon-FAIL pie.

[goatmom]

Oh, no... don't tell me you don't like cinnamon, my dear. Shall I bake you a snails-only pie?