canon is undertale

[justicespear]

So you want to play with the big fish, huh? Not like I can blame you! I'M AWESOME!! But if we're going to do this, we have to make some things clear.

GROUND RULES!

ONE!! You want to have fun with me, you better actually DO something! None of that half-assed crap where you make a post once and forget about me!! I'm TOP OF THE LINE, and you DON'T DESERVE to use my name if you're not giving ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY PERCENT!!!

TWO!! I'd BETTER be rescuing princesses, fighting evil organizations, or PILOTING A GIANT MECHA! OR ALL THREE!!!

THREE....... Three. You don't let any of my friends get hurt.



ALL RIGHT, WE GOOD?? Then let's DO THIS!!

Comments

[forthespiders]

Aww, that's all? I would have thought you would have asked for a King's ransom in g.

((that's just you, Muffet))

But I suppose if you don't think your actions have any MONETARY worth, maybe I'll think of asking you for a favor every now and again. Ahuhuhu~

[justicespear]

HA! Or MAYBE I just want the kinds of things that money CAN'T buy.

[bearchest]

[A giant, stoic musclewoman appears! She pinches the brim of her cool looking cap and hrmphs a bit. It's kind of hard not to have overheard all that.]

Ambitious words.

1/2

[justicespear]

Of course!

I expect ANYBODY I associate with to at least give one-hundred eighty percent because...

[justicespear]

I'm always giving TWO-HUNDRED EIGHTY PERCENT!!

[tidal_trickster]

Fighting robots and saving princesses are dull. Why not fight against pirates?

1/2

[justicespear]

I'll go wherever the wind and JUSTICE takes me.

[justicespear]

ALSO FIGHTING PIRATES SOUNDS AWESOME!!!

[lookstabnap]

...... oh... undyne, hi...

[Is Napstablook in a good mood? Is that possible for them? Would you even be able to tell? Mysteries of the universe.]

[justicespear]

Napstablook! Napsta! Nappy-nap! NASPTINATOR!! MASTER NAPSTER!!! I didn't expect to see you here!!

How's it hanging?

[lookstabnap]

um............

[They don't entirely know what to do with that greeting, but they're getting used to Undyne by now. She doesn't seem to be in a suplexing mode. This is all part of having neighbors.]

well... i wanted to tell you...
since you said you liked that mix cd before...
i found some other stuff that i thought you might like... unless you don't.

[livingimpaired]

WOW!

YOUR MUN GOT OFF VERY EASY!!

[justicespear]

Those are just the ground rules to even be ALLOWED to hang out with me. I'll figure out more later. Maybe... I'll make her do five-hundred push-ups, too? [ Dear God no. ] FIVE THOUSAND PUSH-UPS.

[determinedpacifist]

UNDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYNE

(You're under attack! It appears to be a hypervelocity human kid trying to hug you. You can tell it's a kid instead of a bullet because it has a regulation striped shirt.

What do you do?

FIGHT
ACT
ITEM
MERCY)

[justicespear]

[ Undyne just kind of stands there. THIS IS NOT HOW SHE IS USED TO BEING ATTACKED. What r u doing kid. ]

Wow, SOMEBODY is happy to see me.

[punnybone]

what if the princess is part of the evil organization?

[Sans, asking the important questions.]

[justicespear]

Then I have to RESCUE HER...

[ Closes eyes. Tries to look cool. ]

....from herself.

[moebones]

Fighting evil and rescuing princesses?

[You might have Emil looking all starry eyed... If he had eyes.]

That's so brave!

1/2

[justicespear]

It's nothing for somebody like me...

[justicespear]

BUT YES IT'S ABSOLUTELY TRUE!!

[psych0p0mps]

you know
i dont know if its weird to say this
but you remind me of someone
a lot

[justicespear]

Yeah that's weird. There isn't nobody like ME!!

[megalovevania]

how about a princess that turns into a giant mecha?

[justicespear]

Then I'll rescue the princess... by piloting the princess!!

[goatmom]

[Mama Toriel is amused by your antics]

Worry not, my dear, it looks like we're safe here. But I do have a question... what if the princess is the head of the evil organization?

[justicespear]

Then I'll defeat her entire organization! And then she won't BE the head of an evil organization!!