Jumping the Gun? You bet your ass I am!

[flutterlamb]

M-mun? Are you sure this a good idea? T-the g-game isn't even funded yet, and I should really go back home and watch the puppies.

You sure you wouldn't rather have A-Arizona here? Or Oleander? They would probably be better out here than I would be.

I'm not very strong or anything, in fact there's probably some vicious predator...waiting in the shadows....licking their lips in h-h-hunger...I don't wanna be eaten!

Comments

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

'Tis such a shame for those who cannot wait properly. The Great and Powerful Trixie deigns not this course of action and should suggest you release yourself from your mundane's irredeemable grip.

[flutterlamb]

[You're one more unicorn than she ever expected to see in her lifetime]

I-I'm not sure if I can, I don't have any magic like you.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Not that she can even tell. She's wearing her cape and hat.]

You need not magic to not cooperate with a mundane! For if you don't abide by their whims, they must eventually send you back!

[flutterlamb]

O-oh dear, that sounds even harder...and rude.

How about I just ask nicely some more?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

You will go absolutely nowhere in life if all you do is ask politely! The Great and Powerful Trixie is her own mare with her own goals and absolutely nopony shall stop her if they want to!

[flutterlamb]

Oh you're right, I'm nothing but a pushover like every other sheep is.

And now I'm probably going to die thanks to my big mouth!

[Don't mind those puddles forming in her eyes]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Die? What! Trixie never said anything about death! Nopony's going to kill you...!

[flutterlamb]

Nopony is going to kill me, but a big nasty predator might.

This whole mess started because I spoke my mind, and now I might not see my home ever again.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Well... There's plenty of pony farms that can take you in... right?

[flutterlamb]

O-oh I wouldn't want to be a bother to any pony towns...or cow...or alpaca...

Besides I would only bring trouble.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie knows not how towns are run in your world, but in Equestria, all farmlife live in stables! Pigs, sheep, cows, and many more, where ponykind effectively treat them as tenants akin to an apartment!

[flutterlamb]

It doesn't sound too different from Fœnum to be honest. At least for foreigners.

Sheepkin doesn't get very many visitors, most of the time they find us...annoying.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

'Twould be less so if you were to exhume perfect confidence in the eyes of all other.

Let us see. Show Trixie what you got!

[flutterlamb]

Oh okay...I'll try...

[She tries to look confident, standing her ground, narrowing her eyes, her ears stand perked up...only for her to lose her balance and fall on her face]

...oh dear...

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie looks a little surprised. How in Equestria did THAT happen? She just... sighs.]

You are to try again.

[flutterlamb]

Do I have to?

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie deems it to be necessary.

[flutterlamb]

Alright...[Pom tries again doing what she did before...only for her nose to itch.]

Ahhhhhh....AHHHHHHHH....AHHHHHHHHHH....chu

[However tiny the sneeze, it still caused her to lose her "confident pose"]

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

[Trixie just groans and facehoofs.]

Forget it...

[flutterlamb]

Oh you're right Trixie, I'm a lost cause.

I don't even know what everyone saw in me.