x-ray and vav season 2 episode 7, spoilers maybe in comments?

[subparkour]

Look, can we just... not, right now? Like, seriously. I'm not in the mood. For anything. I've got a lot of junk to think about and none of it is good.

...

Just... you think you know a guy, and then...

Ugh, forget it. Just go away already.

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[mogarisready]

[Watching you from a distance, X-Ray.]

[subparkour]

Man, you can get lost too. I don't even care about whatever you've got going on right now.

[mogarisready]

[That just gets a little shrug out of him.]

Mogar does not care at this point what you think.

[subparkour]

Then just-- beat it, okay? Whatever!

[mogarisready]

Mogar is just checking that you will no longer interfere.

[But oh. How much will he eat his words in the end? Who knows.]

...Mogar will accept this request.

[sugartitties]

What are you emoing about?

[subparkour]

My freaking "best friend" picked a stupid girl over me and let me fall into a pit of lava so he could save her instead.

[sugartitties]

Ah, the power of the pussy.

[subparkour]

Him or hers?

[sugartitties]

Pfft! Both.

[subparkour]

Well good, then they're perfect for each other. How romantic.

1/2

[sugartitties]

...

[sugartitties]

Eh, fuck 'em. Besides you got me, right? So why are you so down for?

[subparkour]

Rewind to that whole "best friend" thing. We've been bros for... I seriously can't even remember how long, but as long as I can remember, you know? So it kind of fucking sucks.

[sugartitties]

He'll get over her after they fuck a few times. It happens.

[subparkour]

Maybe he'll get over her, but I'm not gonna get over the letting me fall in lava thing.

... I mean okay, it didn't turn out to actually be lava, but HE didn't know that!

[sugartitties]

( ah, you're no fun when you're so fucking mopey. so without warning, stocking approaches him and links her arms around his neck and presses her breasts against his arm. you know, just because. )

Again, I say fuck 'em.

[subparkour]

[ Alas, that sweet sweet boobage isn't enough to mend a broken heart or fill the void of a lost friendship.

...

It. It doesn't hurt, though. That doesn't mean stop. ]

Fuck 'em hard. I can do this superhero thing on my own, anyway.

[sugartitties]

That's my virgin boy! Now quit with the pity sob shit.

[subparkour]

Even now you can't just use my name. Incredible.

[ ... he looks more annoyed than he sounds. ]

[sugartitties]

Want me to moan it in your ear?

[subparkour]

It sure as shit couldn't hurt at this point.

[sugartitties]

( only because he's in such a rut at the moment, stocking leans into his ear and murmurs his name; panting briefly as she presses herself more into his arm. )

[subparkour]

...










Was I sad about something? I suddenly can't remember at all.

[sugartitties]

Hell if I remember.

( which may or may not be true. )

[subparkour]

Whatever. I'm sure it was about something dumb and lame and British. Who needs that bullshit?

[ ... Okay so he totally remembers but he's trying here ]

[sugartitties]

Let's go and have some fun! Let's go drinking! Are you old enough? Eh, whatever who cares. I'll sneak ya some!

[subparkour]

Of course I'm old enough! Just because I usually don't drink doesn't mean I--

Wait. How old do you think I am?

[sugartitties]

Eiiight-teen??

[subparkour]

I'm twenty-five.

[sugartitties]

And you're still a virgin?!

[subparkour]

Being a superhero is a full-time commitment, okay?

[sugartitties]

.... Do you get blue balls?

[subparkour]

No, I'm pretty sure they're the same color as the rest of me. You know. Kinda brown-ish.

[sugartitties]

Pics or it didn't happen.

[subparkour]

... Pics or my balls didn't happen?

[sugartitties]

Your balls being normal didn't happen.

[subparkour]

You know "blue balls" doesn't mean they actually turn blue, right?

... I think.

...

DO they?

[sugartitties]

Only one way to find out.

( and she tugs on his pants/costume!! )

[tinfoilhobo]

Yeah, that sucks.

[Just, what are you going to do?]

'EYYYYYYY

[subparkour]

Yeah, understatement of the god damn century right there. End of an era.

Finally thought of a username

[tinfoilhobo]

You talkin' about your break-up or what I said? Either way, I don't want to be involved.

[Except you kind of already are, Rusty.]

All good things come in time

[subparkour]

Wait, what?! C'mon, you saw it on TV, right? Vav totally shafted me! You gotta be on my side on this one!

[tinfoilhobo]

[Does he have to? He's perfectly fine being a neutral party to all this.]

Look, you've just been through a tough fight, you fell in jello. Just, got take some time, lie down, and you'll be fine.

Although you might not want to go home. Your room's still kinda a mess, and I think Hilda turned your bed into a time machine or something.