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Let's get real, Sugartits,

You ain't gonna put me anywhere because nowhere can fuckin' handle me. We've been over this a couple times now- you go into it, we fuck around for a while and then you either get bored, I get bored or other people have pissy fits over dead characters or bullshit they were A-OK about going into before it happened.

Sad fact o' life- people are pussies.

[He takes a moment to listen to his player, but not a lot of time because, fuck, this is all been said before. 'We should try a different writing platform', 'You're stagnating', blah blah blah blah blah--]

Okay, y'know what? Go for it- put me somewhere and actually keep me there for a fuckin' change...

[There's a grin, because he's pretty sure this'll be another notch on his belt of 'I told you so's.]

Let's see if it ends in another ban 3 days in like the last one.

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Goodness me, seems like you and your mun have handled some rough seas. You must indeed be quite the rough one.

Eh, I'm a trooper, What can I say~?

Gotta admit though, it'd be nice to hole up someplace for longer than a week- bein' cooped up in the headcase gets me antsy.

Edited 2015-09-08 02:02 (UTC)

Oh indeed, believe me no one knows more about the madness of the mind better than I do.

[Save for a certain demon god of madness.]

Might wanna get that eye problem checked Toots- last bunch'a mooks I saw pull that kinda deal ain't around no more.

[Well, they might be... Can you kill a God? Or... Whatever the hell Orochi was, giant earth serpents, whatever.]

I ain't gonna contest the claim though... Ain't like you're even tryin' to throw out a 'normal stable person' vibe.

It happens on occasion - nothing to fear, magic can have a mind of its own sometimes.

[Well...nothing to fear for her...]

Well 'normal' and 'stable' are just so bland and boring, don't you think?

Magic huh... If you say so.

[It's probably something akin to what he's used to... Close enough anyway. Unless she starts trying to use it against him he couldn't care less really, and if she does, well...

He's got a little 'magic' all of his own.]

Normal and stable are very boring- it's why everyone likes playin' 'em up so much. Can't break the rules of the herd after all, that's probably why I got the problems I do.

Oh well, not like conformity's ever done shit for me anyway.

Ahh, blending in with the sheep was never my style either. So very boring...

[After 800 years walking the earth, 'boring' becomes the most terrifying thing in existence, at least in her mind.]

So you think yourself a rebel, do you? Tell me, what makes you so different from these sheep you seem to hate so much?

Well ain't that a loaded question~?

[The tone's wry, and he can't help the smile that creeps up one side of his face. It's likely she's not human, or at least not as human as she could be, but thankfully that's not an entirely new sensation.

It does fill him with a hot, excited agitation however, because there's no bigger tease than finding something new and exciting to tear apart.]

Probably not a lot, but I don't see the point in most things people seem to harp on about really- shit like love, sentiment and the criminal justice system don't mean all that much to me.

I make my own rules, and there ain't been anyone yet that's been able to stop me.

[His smile has yet to leave his face, though it calms as he looks back to the woman in front of him, lips loose enough to cover his teeth once more.]

And you...~?

Edited 2015-09-08 03:07 (UTC)

[Indeed, she's not human - likely a human woman would have been rather put off by the smile on his face. But she just keeps her own calm smile, her golden eyes flashing a bit.]

I can understand that concept well enough. Though I'm sure whatever rules you do keep are few in number.

For myself? It's very simple, really. I simply strive to keep myself entertained. After 800 years one has to be....creative.

[Which, on occasion, involves dissecting and/or disemboweling hapless victims. Society apparently thinks this is a crime]

800 years? I can barely keep my chuckles comin' for 8 minutes.

Okay, that's probably bullshit, but it's true that not much keeps me interested that long.

It's allowed plenty of time for practice and finding out precisely what I enjoy, I'll say that much.

Perhaps then you just haven't found the right hobby. Then again, variety is the spice of life, or so the humans say.

[Tall, dark, blonde, and handsome. Just the way he likes 'em. Especially when they're uncontrollable.]

Ah... people getting their under garmemts into a knot because, gasp, your mun wants to play your lethality properly. Ruins all the fun, especially when they expect you to dumb down your strengths. My mun's had to deal with that a lot over the years.

Killing isn't allowed, I fight too hard, I fuck too hard, we ask for limits and we apparently give 'open to all kinks' players new ones to contest to... List's as long as my arm nowadays.

It's a sad, sad cycle we've fallen into, but I'm glad someone understands~

Edited 2015-09-08 23:50 (UTC)

[The third option piques Raikov's interest. No surprise there though.]

Players want to torment their characters but when they find someone willing to dish it out, suddenly it's not okay. The hypocrisy is baffling. I'm sorry you've had to deal with it so much.

[A pause.]

... Fucking too hard though? Dare I ask?

Apparently the cervix should be the end of the adventure. I disagree.

Also something about using live animals for sexual gratification is disgusting or whatever, but hey- don't knock it till you try it, that's what I always say.

[The Russian wrinkles his nose.]

Can't say I've ever tried the former. The latter though... It was never anything extreme.

[The sneer curls into a smirk.]

But there's nothing wrong with spicing things up once in a while, right?

Colon all feels the same round my dick- as long as I don't have t'look at ya I can get by with either gender.

[Hell, even different species, though that's not something he's done since his teenage years.]

Spicing things up? That's a good way of puttin' it, I'm takin' that.

You're welcome.

[He pauses, his expression shifting to a playful pout, complete with puppy eyes.]

You wouldn't look at someone even as beautiful as me?

[You're setting yourself up, Raikov. =|]

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