also apping to Dirty Vegas ...this may not go down well

[idkmybffbyakuran]

WHAT?!

You're apping me into a sex game?! In a ruined world ruled by a trickster God?! Filled with ONLY MEN?!

What are you thinking?!

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[itsatrep]

You know, they say this place used to be about betting.

I would bet he's thinking he can't wait to see you take it up the ass.

Good choice. Shou-chan is fun to tease~

[idkmybffbyakuran]

I-I'm well aware that there may have been ulterior motives at work when he chose this place!

[itsatrep]

So what are you going to do first?

[itsatrep]

Whoops. Slip of the tongue.

I meant to ask - Who are you going to do first?

[idkmybffbyakuran]

Who?!

[ADSEAFKLAEIF! How can he possibly answer a question like that?!]

In the first place, I don't even have the slightest idea who else is there!

[itsatrep]

Don't worry. I know all kinds of guys.

What's your type?

[idkmybffbyakuran]

I don't think they have my type.

[Of course, the first thing that comes to his mind is his type of girl. They definitely don't have any there. But when it comes to guys...]

In fact, I'm not even sure what my type is.

[itsatrep]

You'll need to experiment, then.

[idkmybffbyakuran]

E-experiment?!

[brb, hyperventilating again. Shouichi has done plenty of experiments before, but not that kind of experiment!]

[itsatrep]

How are you going to find out what you're into if you don't play around and see what gets you off the best?

[idkmybffbyakuran]

[You, sir, are very creepy. Shouichi is going to remember to stay the hell away from you.]

I... I don't suppose I would know... unless I tried.

[itsatrep]

Exactly. How would you know you can't come unless someone's choking you, if you've never had a guy's hands around your neck?

[idkmybffbyakuran]

I-I'm fairly certain I couldn't come under those conditions!

[itsatrep]

But you don't know for sure, right?

[idkmybffbyakuran]

I don't want to know for sure!

[itsatrep]

Then what are you curious about?

nice try, Shou-chan

[idkmybffbyakuran]

I'm curious to know if there's a way to get out of that place.

[itsatrep]

If you die enough times, Loki gets tired of bringing your sorry ass back.

But what I'm asking is what would you like done to your ass before you die forever?

[idkmybffbyakuran]

Die? More than once?!

[That's scary enough in and of itself. He's not sure he'd want to go back if that's what it takes.]

How many times?

[itsatrep]

I think he told us three. It was a long time ago.

I wouldn't try it if you can help it. It hurts like hell.

[At least it does when you keep getting killed by your fellow Espada blasting you away with Cero.]

[idkmybffbyakuran]

But it's still a way out, right? Maybe if I found a way to make it relatively painless...

[And he's sure he could to that, too. All he'd need is the right combination of chemicals.]

...but then there's no guarantee it will work, unless I test it first.

[itsatrep]

You'd rather test killing yourself than ask a guy for a handjob?

[idkmybffbyakuran]

That's not it! It's just that I don't want to be trapped in that place!

[And if he's going to try to escape anyway, he might as well do it before something humiliating happens.]

[itsatrep]

Hey, if you want to die a virgin, that's your problem.

[idkmybffbyakuran]

Well it's better than being molested for someone else's entertainment!