also apping to Dirty Vegas ...this may not go down well

[idkmybffbyakuran]

WHAT?!

You're apping me into a sex game?! In a ruined world ruled by a trickster God?! Filled with ONLY MEN?!

What are you thinking?!

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[itsatrep]

Then what are you curious about?

nice try, Shou-chan

[idkmybffbyakuran]

I'm curious to know if there's a way to get out of that place.

[itsatrep]

If you die enough times, Loki gets tired of bringing your sorry ass back.

But what I'm asking is what would you like done to your ass before you die forever?

[idkmybffbyakuran]

Die? More than once?!

[That's scary enough in and of itself. He's not sure he'd want to go back if that's what it takes.]

How many times?

[itsatrep]

I think he told us three. It was a long time ago.

I wouldn't try it if you can help it. It hurts like hell.

[At least it does when you keep getting killed by your fellow Espada blasting you away with Cero.]

[idkmybffbyakuran]

But it's still a way out, right? Maybe if I found a way to make it relatively painless...

[And he's sure he could to that, too. All he'd need is the right combination of chemicals.]

...but then there's no guarantee it will work, unless I test it first.

[itsatrep]

You'd rather test killing yourself than ask a guy for a handjob?

[idkmybffbyakuran]

That's not it! It's just that I don't want to be trapped in that place!

[And if he's going to try to escape anyway, he might as well do it before something humiliating happens.]

[itsatrep]

Hey, if you want to die a virgin, that's your problem.

[idkmybffbyakuran]

Well it's better than being molested for someone else's entertainment!

[itsatrep]

Is that what's bothering you?

You could always be the one doing the molesting.

[idkmybffbyakuran]

I don't want to do that either!

[itsatrep]

Don't want to or afraid you don't know how?

[idkmybffbyakuran]

I SAID I DON'T WANT TO!!

[itsatrep]

[Appearing to ignore the shouting.]

Because I could teach you how.

[idkmybffbyakuran]

[This is so frustrating! Luppi is just not listening at all!]

Aah! What part of "I don't want to" don't you understand?!

[itsatrep]

Fine. If you don't want to see what you're missing out on, I'll leave you to go crazy and die.

[idkmybffbyakuran]

Thank you! I appreciate it!