Ramblings

[metacrisisten]

You know I can't really blame you for wanting to pick me up. But do you really want to place me there? And with him there of all people? He considers me dangerous. Remember that bit? Although it would be great to see the old girl again even if she has changed.

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[snakearm]

Lemme guess- sex house?

[metacrisisten]

Oh no. Nothing of the sort. That would have been really terrible of my mun.

[snakearm]

Terrible's why I said it- can't say I see many people round here spittin' grease on how great their player is.

[metacrisisten]

Are you in one of those places?

Oh?

[snakearm]

Yeah, my choice.
I ain't gonna say no to endless tang, are you kiddin' me?

Rest of the shit that happens, though? That ain't me... Though sayin' that I ain't really doin' anything per se...

Huh...
Yeah we gotta change that.

[metacrisisten]

Welll I guess it's all in a manner of prospective. I wouldn't say no to a place littered with science technology.

What other things?

[snakearm]

Bein' whisked off to different worlds, dimensions, buildings... Creepy ghost bullshit and torture porn, that kinda deal.

I mean, don't get me wrong- I ain't got a problem with that shit, but most people ain't me... Probably why they have so much trouble keepin' their little meta-meatsuits in check~

[He's tempted to continue the tangent, but he won't- there seems to be little point here, instead substituting it for a shrug and returning to the original tangent of conversation.]

I mean, you seem like you think you're walkin' into a shitty time so... Keep your chin up I guess. Without gettin' more details I can't get a handle on your situation.

[metacrisisten]

Ohh dimensions. I love different dimensions and worlds.

[You have peaked his interested. He makes a face at the torture porn bit.]

Wellll the torture porn aside. Torture porn though? Really? It doesn't sound ah pleasant.

Ohhhhh? meta-meatsuits? Care to elaborate mate?

Ohh my mun wants to throw me in this place where there are multiple mes. It's quite a mess.

On the other hand now they are finding the thought of me in a porn game amusing. Now I'm in for it.

[snakearm]

Hey, you call it a mun, I call it a meatsuit... in this case a Meta-meatsuit considering these bozo's are god tier compared to us.

Not that it's hard to wrap some of 'em round your finger~

[Dimensions seems to excite this guy, so he'll go back to that tangent- it's an easy one to talk about thankfully, so he doesn't have to think on it much.]

Yeah, I been in a few crazy places when it comes to dimensions- some shit called mulitverses and some places where the powers above just... Scoop ya up and pop you where ever the fuck they want for kicks.

Pretty shitty if you ask me, but sometimes it ain't so bad... Sex-games are usually pretty cushy gigs, nice places, women...

Or, y'know... Whatever.

And anything else you could want. Unless your libidos up to 11 though, you might wanna still wanna look for somethin' else on the side.

[orions_shadow]

Old girl?

[metacrisisten]

My ship. The TARDIS.

[or rather his TARDIS but he still thinks he is entitled.]

[orions_shadow]

Acronym name.

Is it a space ship?

[metacrisisten]

Ohhhh she is so much more than just a space ship. She travels all over time too. She is brilliant!

[He really misses the ship.]

Who might you be, mate?

[orions_shadow]

A time and space ship? Cool.

Don't go causing paradoxes now.

[Durrhurr.]

I'm Shadow. Turns out we have a weird sorta time travel where I come from.

You can quantum leap into your past self to take care of problems in the time stream, but that's all the menders will let you do.

[metacrisisten]

Time In Relative Dimension In Space. Ohhh she was the coolest.

Paradoxes, eh? Used to do that for cheap tricks.

Ohhhh that is interesting. How do you pull it off, Shadow? Do you have a ship? Device?

Menders? Don't think I have heard of that lot.

[orions_shadow]

Cheap tricks? I thought they tore the universe apart.


[He tilts his head, then shakes it.]

No, they use the pillars of fires and ice for that. I think it's magic or some such.

[Hey Doc, fancy that, this kid has a bit of an english accent too. Sorta. More like what if a bunch of south Londoners colonized an island off the coast of the US. That's what he sounds like.]

They're a little weird, but they're powerful.

[metacrisisten]

Only if you know how to do them properly.

[Or cheat.]

Ah good ole fire and ice. You know, there was this bloke, Robert Frost, who once wrote a poem about fire and ice. Interesting man. Poem was a bit dreary though. Still popular.

Weird and powerful, eh? Now that is something I know a bit about.

[orions_shadow]

I bet you do. [Choosing to primarily address the 'weird and powerful' point over anything else. He is smirking at the Doctor, teasing him.]

You'd get along fine in my world.

[metacrisisten]

Ohhhh that's a wage you'd win. Now that I think about that, what is your name?

You say that now mate.

[orions_shadow]

It's Shadow.

[Hm? What could this string bean of a man possibly be that could be any weirder than what already exists in his world?]

Why's that?

[kindheartedjerk]

The Doctor?

[metacrisisten]

Yes. You know him?

[kindheartedjerk]

Met him briefly. I'm Dr. Owen Harper, Torchwood. So you're no the Doctor?

[metacrisisten]

I am. Sort of the Doctor.

I'm a meta-crisis. Half human, half Time Lord.

Where did you meet him?

[kindheartedjerk]

It was some time ago. I can't really remember. So you're some sort of genetic divergence?

[metacrisisten]

Something like that. Grew out of a hand.

[kindheartedjerk]

Got out of hand you mean.

[metacrisisten]

No grew. Instant metabiological meta crisis the instant my best friend touched my hand in a jar.

[kindheartedjerk]

That does sound rather weird.

[metacrisisten]

Impossible, yes. One heart though. How do you lot manage?

[kindheartedjerk]

We manage just fine with just one heart, thank you very much. We're in no need for a dual cardiovascular system.

[metacrisisten]

Well yes of course you do. Brilliant species the human race is. It's just when you have memories of having had to hearts. Welllll you sort of miss it. Never really could pull off the human bit.

[kindheartedjerk]

Well if I lost my arm I would probably miss it too. But I can't say I notice my heart on such a daily basis. it's actually an interesting phenomena.

[metacrisisten]

What? You don't notice your heart?

[kindheartedjerk]

I do ocasionally notice my pulse and its beating. But it isn't constantly on my mind.

[metacrisisten]

Wellll when you put it that way, I suppose you humans, no offense, don't really have a feel for it. It's so instant for you lot. For me it's something that is going to take some getting used to.

[He makes a face.]

[kindheartedjerk]

I can see it being new to you.

[spacetourist]

Is was a bit confusing, what with two of you around.

[metacrisisten]

Rose...I reckon it can be, yes. Well except for our choice of attire.

[spacetourist]

Right, you preferred the blue suit, yeah?

[metacrisisten]

Of course. Gotta love blue. Nothing wrong with blue at all. And besides my hair's better wouldn't you say?

[ofdrumsthesound]

I know that I've missed mine . . .

[metacrisisten]

Ohhh I bet you do.

[ofdrumsthesound]

I set her free when I became human--I never really thought I would be found, and it seemed a bit unfair to trap her with me.

[metacrisisten]

You became---What? Human? You?

[He looks shocked.]

And you freed your TARDIS. Righhhtttt!

[ofdrumsthesound]

You're from before the Year, then?