on memes and things. canon is Z Nation, crossposted to dearplayer

[frackingzombies]

Why do you want to put me in a fracking maze with something called a griever?

Comments

[notalldead]

The hell your username mean? You diggin' zed up from the cracks in the earth?

[frackingzombies]

(Holy shit, this guy looks like a z, smells like a z, but he talks. Is he like Murphy?)

No,it's a quote I made. I shoot zombies.

[notalldead]

Aw, gotcha. Y'all got somethin' against cussin'? I don't do it in front of women and children myself. Anyhow, right honourable profession. Keep up the good work.

[Thumbs up!]

[frackingzombies]

It's just my way.

(10k stares openly in confusion. Finally he speaks.)

What are you?

[notalldead]

Complicated.

Naw, I'm one of The Rotten. Zed what kept their head. From the looks of it, you ain't got anything like that back home.

[frackingzombies]

We got a Murphy, guess it's kinda the same.

[notalldead]

Who's Murphy? He friendly?

[frackingzombies]

He can kinda be a jerk but he did get us food and water. (10k cants his head, shoulders rising some. Murphy is Murphy, he is one of them. Even if he does jackass things from time to time. And is like a walking, talking Z as time goes on.)

[notalldead]

He the talkin' type? Or is he just playin' fetch for y'all? I ain't mad at either answer, mind you, just curious. Always kinda wanna know about the kinds of zed out there. Helps our situation out a good ways.

[frackingzombies]

He talks way more then he fetches.

[notalldead]

Hah! Chatty Kathy, huh? How's he takin' to undeath? If y'all don't mind me keepin' up the questions. Feel free to ask some in turn, o'course. [He winks.]

[frackingzombies]

(10k's face screws up in thought in the way only the young can. then blunt as he can be.) He might be losing it. I don't talk much. (meaning he may not ask many things but he seems okay to keep answering Jesse's questions.

Yes, his life has evolved to talking to a zombie, go figure.)

[notalldead]

I can see that! S'all right, some men gotta keep their words short n' simple. I wouldn't mind havin' a chat with this Murphy. Sounds like y'all avoid him, though. Fair, I guess. Your world gone to zed too?

[frackingzombies]

We're protecting him. He left us. Yeah, we got z problems.

[notalldead]

Protectin'? From who?

[frackingzombies]

Everyone, he's the Z messiah.

[notalldead]

Of them, or you? Maybe this guy ain't all I thought he was. I ain't no prophet on the mount, I'm just a simple man tryin' to find a cure.

[frackingzombies]

Them. He is the cure.

[notalldead]

Well shoot, why ain't y'all ponyin' that up and fixin' yer zed?!

[frackingzombies]

Cause it's in his blood. (While Murphy can be a jerk, even left them behind too quite possibly die. 10k would rather not kill him for the cure.)

Gotta find the doctor first.

(The right doctor.....)

[notalldead]

Shoot, if you were in my world, I'd be findin' a doctor for you, toot sweet. Good on ya for keepin' him safe in the meantime, though.

[frackingzombies]

Thanks, it isn't easy.