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[literallyamillionbugs]

Look, darlin', it may be the best song in the entire movie, but even I get sick of hearin' it in your brain 24/7!

It's been about a month.

A MONTH.

Knock it off, already! You're drivin' the both of us insane.

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[coneyislandcrazy]

[Evil grin]

Sound's like "there's trouble close at hand~"

[literallyamillionbugs]

[DISAPPROVING SCOWL.]

That ain't even the least bit funny, lil lady.

[coneyislandcrazy]

[ Big BIG grin]

It's funny! I'm laughing! You really are too much!

[literallyamillionbugs]

[Alright, she might be cute, but this is just too mu -

No. No, it's intolerable.]

I'll show you funny! You ain't gonna be laughin' when you're stew, missy.

[coneyislandcrazy]

Does that mean you're feeling antsy and there's nothing much to do?

[Sorry Oggie, you may be one of her favorites...but you're one of her favorites]

[fab_for_u]

If you think you have it bad, Mun Boy here likes to play specific parts of songs over and over again. Quite frankly, I think I've heard Believe x Believe god knows how many times, with the same parts over and over again. And it's from my related show, too!

Never thought I'd hate something that comes from something related to me. Still, you'd think he'd have some common sense to those around him, but he apparently does not!

[literallyamillionbugs]

Never thought that'd happen either, myself. It's weeeird.

I mean, there's likin' a song and then there's havin' an unhealthy obsession. I think they went and crossed that line a long time ago.

[fab_for_u]

Apparently he's been doing this for years now. Possibly even before the idea of him picking me up came into play.

These Muns are strange beings, if I say so myself. I think he should seek medical attention for having such an unhealthy obsession. Perhaps once that's said and done with, he should pick up a decent hobby that doesn't involve repetition. Perhaps a certain Children's Card Game.

[literallyamillionbugs]

Normally I wouldn't even care, but it's kind of the brain I'm currently inhabiting and all, y'know? Maybe I can just scare 'em into behaving.

[... Children's card game?] That sounds like somethin' for, uh... kids.

[yzzy_wzzy]

I feel as if our Muns try to annoy us living day and night by pulling off such annoyances. It's enough to give a beautiful woman, such as myself, some wrinkles.

[literallyamillionbugs]

And t' think, they just looove to do it to their "favorite characters." HA!

Hate to say it, but I think you've already passed the "some wrinkles" stage anyway, toots.

[yzzy_wzzy]

...I beg your pardon?

[literallyamillionbugs]

Oh, was that rude of me? Sorry, I just meant that you don't look a day over 80!

It's astounding, really.

[yzzy_wzzy]

Now, now! Clearly you haven't seen such a beautiful woman before, darling! Perhaps you mean, my beauty transcends itself, despite my age?

[[Oogie, you're one step closer to having Yzma ripping your stuffing out.]]

[shipoflies]

Well, I think I'd prefer that instead of my Mun forgetting I existed! Like, really, he has some nerve to forget a beautiful thing like me!

Some nerve, really.

[[Yes Oogie, before you ask, it is a ship, and yes, it's talking to you. And it's not any talking ship. It's the Titanic]]

[literallyamillionbugs]

[Sorry, what?

???

?????]

Yeah, uh. A real shame, that.

[shipoflies]

[[It's exactly what it is. A talking, enormous, cruise line ship.]]

Yes, it is! Doesn't know how to treat a thing properly! Such nerve! Why, if I wasn't stuck in his mind, I'd show him a thing or two! He can't forget me and pretend I don't exist!

[[The Titanic's going to be ranting for a bit. Don't mind 'em, Oogie]]

[vaultboogeyman]

Now just imagine hearin' that tune for seven years.

[If he hears 'I don't Want to Set the World on Fire' one more time he's going to set the world on fire.]

[literallyamillionbugs]

Seven years? Ohh, you poor lil thing. That is terrible.

[Not really. Knowing someone else is suffering worse sure makes him feel better.]

[vaultboogeyman]

[Pffft. Shrug.]

Just sayin', it ain't gonna stop. You're just gonna hear it over, and over, and over until one of you kicks the proverbial bucket.

[cantakeoffmyhead]

[Jack does not look or even acknowledge Oogie. His comment is directed to the poor Mundane who has to deal with him]

Dear Mundane, if you don't mind, I can pull that Oogie from your side.

[...Yes, that is surprisingly sinister considering his rather large skeleton grin]

[literallyamillionbugs]

[Excuse YOU, that's very rude. While the mundane might find that absolutely hysterical, the boogieman ain't amused. Not even a little bit.

So in spite of his... nerves, not fear, no, he puts on a prideful appearance, complete with gross sneer, and makes an effort to be as in-your-face as physically possible.]

What makes you think they'd wanna get rid of their FAVORITE CHARACTER?

[... Yeah.]

[cantakeoffmyhead]

[Jack turns slowly, looking at Oogie Boogie with a look you'd reserve only for the person that disgusts you the most. Someone who you know cannot and will not do a decent thing. Oh, he knows you too well, Boogieman]

Sometimes, just some, mundanes can find their favourite characters... overwhelming. My own dear Mundane has experienced this. And in the case of you, Oogie, you are exactly the type of person who would take advantage to your own end.

You have shown how shamefully you treat other people.

You have proven that you cannot be trusted.

And if your Mundane wishes, I will help them when it comes to dealing with you.

[literallyamillionbugs]

You oughta stop stickin' your nose in other people's business, Jack.

[And assuming everybody wants it there, for that matter. Really, if someone couldn't handle him, they shouldn't have tried in the first place. So he shrugs.]

Not my problem if someone wants to bite off more than they can chew.

Besides, [one can most certainly hear the nasty gloating tone,] they don't want nothin' bad to happen to me. Guess that leaves you outta luck!

[Yet, anyway.]

[cantakeoffmyhead]

Oogie Boogie, the day I leave your business alone is the day that there is no life left in these bones.

[It's said softly, his eyes narrowed as he looks at the boogieman. He turns, again, to speak directly to the Mundane]

I will respect your wishes, but please be aware that I am more than willing to offer any help that you may require. I know how... challenging Oogie can be.

[Except the tone? Makes it clear he does not see Oogie as a challenge. Not at all. He's just a no account, good for nothing who has no manners, and tries to ruin the spirit of Hallowe'en. How dare he.]