I totally may have forgotten the existance of this site || Whoops!

[yzzy_wzzy]

How many years has it since you dug me out of your noggin? Two? Three?

Perhaps was it more? And the only reason you come back to me is because you couldn't even remember this... Site... thing, so you could make an account to a doomed, inanimate object?

Well, I never.

You know what? I'll be completely honest. I never liked you to begin with. I bet the only reason you even picked me up was so you could abuse me and put me into compromising situations, just to get a laugh.

But don't you worry. One of these days, I'll get even with you. Just mark my words!
 

Comments

[showthemwilly]

Sure is a sad situation you got on your hands there, lady!

But did you ever stop to think what it'd be like if you couldn't write your complaints on paper?

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[yzzy_wzzy]

You have no idea... To be locked away in someone's noggin only to be remembered once in awhile, I have better things I could be doing, like killing Kusc...

[[So sorry for the late reply! D:]]

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[yzzy_wzzy]

[[Don't mind Yzma, she just noticed what you are...]]

...may I ask what in the devil's name you are?

[showthemwilly]

You mean, what I am?

I'm just about everywhere! Magazines, toiletries, gift wrap, cereal boxes, and even some clothes! You may not know it, but just about most of what you use is made of paper!

[yzzy_wzzy]

[[Suddenly Yzma is thinking about a certain object that's use to clean a certain area of the body...]]

...Everything?

[showthemwilly]

Yep! That's what I said.

[This face is the face of a terrifying entity with no remorse, Yzma.]

[yzzy_wzzy]

[[Clearly this entity hasn't met Yzma.]]

...I think I'll pretend I didn't hear you say that.

[showthemwilly]

[Bring it.]

Ok!

But what you shouldn't ignore is the benefits of the logging industry. Did you know logging companies have an annual revenue of about 8 billion dollars? That's the kind of money that keeps the economy going!

[yzzy_wzzy]

[[It's on!]]

...Money, you say? And it's worth... that much?

[showthemwilly]

That's right!

And the lobbyists make sure the logging companies are untouchable! Not a single dime goes to paying taxes or anything!

[yzzy_wzzy]

Not a single dime?

And would somebody, such as myself, be able to get into such an industry with ease?

[showthemwilly]

Nope!

You want to know how to get into the paper industry? We'll have to go down to the south! Many get their start in the logging industry through middle-management jobs like accounting or budgeting! Then with enough perseverance they can advance to Vice President to CEO! Mostly through what companies are legally required to call 'corporate maneuvering'!

Or you could outbuy all the shareholders and keep the company to yourself! It's the magic of American ingenuity!