sunflash is very disappointed by human men

[sunflash]

Why are the humans all so ugly?

How come they're not pretty and shiny like me? Yah... I know I'm blessed but they look like they belong in a zoo. Do they dress in the dark for fun?

I'm not going to kiss any of 'em, honey.

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[ixis]

All humans are ugly, and yet you're acting shocked over this?

[sunflash]

The ones I saw were super ugly, hah, like their super power was ugliness- ooh, but you're not too bad~

What are you?

[ixis]

...Complicated.

Wait, me? Wait, what?

[sunflash]

Oh yah. Your horns are totally stylish! And those big ears... big anywhere else, honey? [ Sunflash giggles. ]

Someone called Camden to collect their boy.

[ixis]

[He reaches up to self-consciously rub at his horn until that last question. Then his hand snaps down to his side.]

NNNNNnnnno. No, I'm not having this conversation. I'm not doing this. I refuse.

[shoulda_toined]

Maybe you could spare a smooch fer me, toots?

(Says the non-shiny, anthropomorphic rabbit/hare/whatever that doesn't wear pants.)