We might be slightly thrilled about the new comic.

[spaceroach]

SLIGHTLY!?

I'm a genius, an awful, evil, brilliant genius! Of course The Dib would do that!

I should have done this years ago!

[but it literally took years to do-]

SILENCE! Canon update me immediately! Get me some new icons, don't just stand there with your gross milkshake in your boy-less yard!

MOVE IT!

Comments

[toadytolansky]

Geez. Ya don't have to have a fit. And I ain't never found that yelling helps muns move faster.

But you are green, so that's pretty cool right there.

[spaceroach]

I AM NOT HAVING A FIT! All of my brain meats are acting as they should!

Also, SILENCE! I know what I am doing with the mun-human. I know her ways, I've been with her for years.

I am not cool. I am hot with the fiery wrath of a thousand suns.

[toadytolansky]

[He lifts his eyebrows and backs away a little bit.]

Alright, dude, whatever.

[There may be a faint snicker.]

[crocodilejazzhands]

[Don't look now, Zim, but a gay space rock polymorphic mineral-based entity is peering at you curiously.]

[spaceroach]

....

What do you want, Grape Human.

I must acquire additional icons.

[crocodilejazzhands]

I'm not a human! And I don't taste like grape. I checked.

I'm a Crystal Gem. What are you supposed to be? Apart from annoying.

o same

[spaceroach]

Fine, Grape Gem. Have it your way.

WHAT DO YOU THINK?! Ugh, why hasn't anyone ever heard of Irkens around this miserable dump?!

I AM NOT ANNOYING! I'M TERRIFYING!

[crocodilejazzhands]

...huh. My mun was right. You do sound like Peridot. But she's way taller than you. Steven coulda taken you down without breaking a sweat.

[spaceroach]

I DON'T KNOW WHO STEVE PERSON IS AND I DON'T CARE!

I don't know who this idiotic Peridot is either! AND I DOUBLY DON'T CARE!

Did I mention I don't care? BECAUSE I DON'T!

[crocodilejazzhands]

On second thought, maybe you're more like Ruby. She's also really short and throws temper tantrums.

[spaceroach]

I AM NOT THROWING A TANTRUM!

[Screamed the tantruming alien]

[jthm]

You're...really loud.

[spaceroach]

It is extremely important that I am HEARD!

[jthm]

What? Say that again?

[spaceroach]

[He can. Actually. Be louder]

ALL OF MY STATEMENTS ARE EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, SKELETON MAN!

[jthm]

What's that? I can't hear you, kid.

[spaceroach]

[Oh, he's shaking he's so mad. GODDAMNIT]

CLEAN THE SMELLY HEAD CHEESE FROM YOUR HEARING TUBES AND ACKNOWLEDGE ME!

[jthm]

Now how the hell am I supposed to hear you if you don't speak up, shrimp? Come on, it sounds like you're trying to tell me something important too.

[the_looser]

What makes it necessary for you to shout out to the heavens everything you're saying?

[spaceroach]

So everyone will hear me!

[the_looser]

And what makes you think everyone would even want to hear you?

[spaceroach]

TOO BAD! EVERYTHING I SAY IS DEEPLY IMPORTANT, HUMAN!

[the_looser]

Hmmm. A rather large ego for such a little green man. There's a right time and a wrong time to say anything, regardless of how "important" you feel it might be.

[spaceroach]

Incorrect. Every time is a good time for Zim and I'll shout WHEN I WANT TO!

[the_looser]

....How natural selection has not done you in yet, I may never know.