re: the x-ray and vav season 2 trailer!

[subparkour]

Now I know what you're thinking, I'm thinking it too, and the answer is yes. Yes, "Mogar" is pretty much the dumbest name ever. It sounds like some stupid Conan the Barbarian ripoff. Seriously, this is some Original-The-Character-Do-Not-Steal level of badness.

And not even the cool kind of bad! The bad bad.

...

That's not a double negative! Your face is a double negative!

Comments

[sugartitties]

In my pussy? Or you're going to whack yourself off and let out a load on my face?

[subparkour]

That's--







You are making it super difficult to stay mad at you.

[sugartitties]

Aw, is it because you got a little crush on me, virgin boy? How sweet ♥

[subparkour]

Yeah, sweet. Sweet as freaking battery acid, maybe.

[sugartitties]

.... Soooooooooo, what are you saying?

[subparkour]

What makes you think I know? It's not like I've gotten any better with this kind of dealing-with-girls stuff while you weren't looking! Still just as sweaty and nervous as ever!

[sugartitties]

Ew, I think I can smell you.

[subparkour]

I was speaking figuratively, but thanks.

[sugartitties]

So you did miss me right?

[subparkour]

Well I mean you're super hot and you actually talk to me, so.

Y'know.

Yeah.

[sugartitties]

How adorable! ( and she wraps her arms around him, breasts pressing up to him! )

[subparkour]

[ AW YEAH THIS IS A GOOD DAY HE'S GOING TO PUT THIS IN HIS DIARY ]

I'm not adorable! I'm manly as hell!

[sugartitties]

Oh, are you?

( and she lowers him to where she makes sure that his face is between her breasts. )

[subparkour]

You're god damn rmrgrprfmph

[ okay... okay, operation Don't Pass Out Like A Chump is a go





so far so good! Just... talking is kind of hard what with the mufflers in his face and all ]