Grey Warden Cousland (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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dear_mun2012-03-21 01:52 am
escutcheon) wrote in dear_mun2012-03-21 01:52 am
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Whining about Abax. <3
Look here, mun;
I can deal with some things. No decent ale, fine. No blacksmith, also fine. Certainly nowhere to be pampered as is clearly my due at this point, which is a little irritating, but one makes do with what one has. HOWEVER, I draw the line at being made to jump from rooftop to rooftop, since I am clearly not absolutely barking mad and actually enjoy being largely intact thank you very much.
And another thing-- leather is not an acceptable substitute for real plate armour. Not. At all. Zero. Have you tried being heroic in flimsy hide clothing?
No?
Exactly. Don't do it. Doesn't block a single thing unless you plan to fight schoolgirls.
Bottom line: I deserve nice things for once. Several dozen, actually, but I'll settle for a half dozen minimum instead. So hop to it.
I can deal with some things. No decent ale, fine. No blacksmith, also fine. Certainly nowhere to be pampered as is clearly my due at this point, which is a little irritating, but one makes do with what one has. HOWEVER, I draw the line at being made to jump from rooftop to rooftop, since I am clearly not absolutely barking mad and actually enjoy being largely intact thank you very much.
And another thing-- leather is not an acceptable substitute for real plate armour. Not. At all. Zero. Have you tried being heroic in flimsy hide clothing?
No?
Exactly. Don't do it. Doesn't block a single thing unless you plan to fight schoolgirls.
Bottom line: I deserve nice things for once. Several dozen, actually, but I'll settle for a half dozen minimum instead. So hop to it.
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[Nope. U mad bro?]
But it's not nearly as shiny! Or intimidating. Or as helpful in crushing things under my heel.
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[This shem's as bad as Alistair. What is this.
She doesn't hate Alistair as much as she tries to act like she does so this is a problem.]Very well, if you want to try jumping from rooftop to rooftop in your big, heavy, shiny armor. By all means.
[Maybe the extra weight would make her miss and fall to her doom. Vel'ai would be okay with this.]
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Oh, it's not that heavy. Just takes some practice.
[Doesn't it suck when someone is immune to ragegriefing?]
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I'm sure that could be rectified, just for you.
[Yes, it's most disagreeable. Even by her standards.]
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Just for me? Really?
Oh, you shouldn't have.
[Like a
bosssir.]no subject
[This is Vel'ai beating a hasty retreat before she tries to poison/stab/otherwise harm one of the few remaining Grey Warden. Cousland might have won this battle, but she'd be back. Mark her words!]