on apping to Asgard

[noblescones]

Hullo.

I've a question for you. This is for purposes of clarity between you and I, mind, so pay attention if you would.

You still intend to psychoanalyze my behavior, write a dissertation and send it off to a group of people, all in an attempt to have me placed in one of these 'games' for your sadistic amusement.

Is that right? Haven't left anything out? Good.

Should've known, to be honest. It's a bit rude and I want nothing to do with it; but if I really have no choice in the matter, I'll accept this challenge of yours and then I will cease to care.

[he checks his watch.]

Beginning... now.

You and I, we're on the same page, yeah? Wonderful. [you can hear the enthusiasm in his voi--oh wait THERE IS NONE.]

Best of luck, I suppose. And get some proper sleep, will you? God, if I'm to be stuck here, the least you could do is be a little bit more industrious.

Comments

[noblescones]

You poxy fuck. There's no need to find an explanation. They run their little communities for amusement at our expense and that's that.

[Ignoring the comment about his sex life.]

[france]

It seems like you are proposing an explanation of your own. A depressing one, though unsurprising given your perspective.

Not all of the games are so bad. I have been to nice ones before. There is a very nice one I think you should visit sometime...

[noblescones]

As if I'd visit any game you'd recommend.

[france]

What about if I told you to stay far, far away from a certain game? Then what would you do?

[noblescones]

I'd ignore you and do whatever I damn well please.

[france]

Then I must ask, for the sake of curiosity, what is it that you wish to do, Angleterre?

[noblescones]

If I could do anything you mean--?

[france]

You are only restricted by the limits of your own imagination in answering my question, Angleterre.

[noblescones]

I'd return home, have a good sleep, and not be interrupted by you for a week.

Oh no, I'm certain that's asking far too much.

[france]

Aa! C'est vrai, that is asking too much! Especially because we are diplomats Angleterre, and to avoid being 'interrupted' by me for a week would mean you would be allowed to suggest stupid things at meetings for a week without anyone to tell you otherwise! I do not have enough faith in Merique to tell you what is best.

Aaaa, you do not know it, but you are so lucky to have me. You should be much more grateful!