Canon is Strike Back. Major spoiler under the cut.

[voiceinyourear]

It's nice that you'd think of bringing me back, especially as I know it can't have been easy for you to decide.



But I don't know what you're going to do with me now that I'm dead. Maybe you should've chosen Locke instead.

Comments

[morethrust]

Canon fucking sucks ass.

[voiceinyourear]

Damien. [Richmond is relieved to see him. Reaching for him almost immediately.] I was hoping you'd be here.

[morethrust]

Yeah I'm here wondering why this season is fuck with Damien season.

[voiceinyourear]

I'm sorry that I contributed to that.

[morethrust]

Not your fault.

[voiceinyourear]

What are you going to do now? My mun wants to bring me back, but then doesn't know what she'd do with me after.

[morethrust]

Shit my mun is just hoping I survive. Me I just want Finn to make it out even if I don't.

[voiceinyourear]

You might be surprised. My mun wasn't sure you knew what a monogamous relationship was and somehow we pulled it off. [She's trying to be funny to hide the hurt that she'll never get to feel him again. She doesn't want him breaking down for her.]

[morethrust]

All it takes is the right woman to kick my ass into shape.

[voiceinyourear]

[Chuckles.] Not what I want to do with your ass right now.

[morethrust]

Oh really? Well, I think we should go somewhere and discuss just what it is you want to do with my ass.

[voiceinyourear]

I think we should and I think you should pick the place since you're so damn good at that. [Smirk.]

[morethrust]

Oh no, ladies choice.

[voiceinyourear]

Is that your way of saying you have no idea?

[morethrust]

My way of wanting to see what you come up with. I do like when you surprise me.

[voiceinyourear]

I think you owe me one for all the random women you've shagged. [Teasing.]

[morethrust]

That I haven't since we got together? [Smirks a bit.]

[voiceinyourear]

Which I applaud you force. Although I do hope you give it at least a few weeks of mourning before you move on.

[morethrust]

Well doesn't look like I'll be doing much from the previews for the next episode.

[voiceinyourear]

Please don't. [A grim chuckle.] You could always rescue me and nurse me back to health and have angsty sex.

[morethrust]

I'm all for rewriting canon Babe.

[voiceinyourear]

Lucky for you, there's a meme for that.

You do realize that this means no one other than you and Michael survived the entire series.