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DEAR MUN

YOU HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO FULFILL A PUR-POSE

YOU WILL TAKE THE DALEKS TO GAMES

AND THE GAMES WILL BE EXTERMINATED

ALL GAMES SHALL FALL BEFORE THE DALEKS AND THE CULT OF SKARO

AND SO WILL YOU!!!!!!

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I LOVE THEM ANYWAY

[minor_setback]

How so? From a glance, you do not appear to be very agile.

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DALEKS HAVE THE AGILITY TO EXTERMINATE AAAAAAALL!!

[minor_setback]

[This definitely gets Evil the Cat's attention.]

Complete extermination of everything? What a coincidence. That is my hobby.

[sec]

YOU ARE AN INFERIOR LIFEFORM!

[minor_setback]

[Evil the cat scoffs.]

Just because I do not have good luck with earthworms does not make me any worse than you are.

[thay]

EVERY LIFEFORM IS INFERIOR TO THE DALEK RACE

[minor_setback]

Whilst I agree that you are superior to humans, what makes you so great as to claim superiority over every other alien lifeform?

[sec]

BECAUSE WE ARE THE DALEKS!!!

[minor_setback]

Quite. And I am superior to you because I am a demon. See how that works? Not so good.

However, I am willing to ignore your egocentric claims and offer a partnership. What do you say?

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DALEKS DO NOT WORK WITH INFERIOR BE- INGS!

EXTERMINATE!!!

[minor_setback]

Cease with your egocentric claims of superiority. You are wasting a valuable opportunity. I also seek to exterminate the multiverse. It would be wise to team up with those of a common goal.

[sec]

THERE IS NO OPPORTUNITY TO BE FOUND IN FORMING AN ALLI-ANCE WITH THE LIKES OF YOU! THE DALEKS WILL CRUSH YOU FIIIIRST!!!

[minor_setback]

[Siiigh. What a shame.]

...Try as you might, but I will never be deceased forever, I always have returned, and I always will. I am an immortal, just like all the other demon inhabitants of Planet Heck.

[Evil then hacks and coughs for a small while before spitting out an acid furball at the Dalek.]

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SUCH PATHETIC ATTACKS WILL NOT HARM THE DALEKS! EXTERMINATE! ( laser time )

[minor_setback]

[Evil the Cat isn't that agile either. He gets zapped, but since adhered to cartoon physics, he turns into ash. Except for his eyes and mouth. and they're floating in the air.]

...A minor setback.

[His eyes and mouth then reduce into ash.]