Voice testing a Mecha AU Mike, canon is Five Nights at Freddy's

[codename_nightshift]

I really don't have time for this bullshit. I have enough to deal with being on the Nightshift let alone dealing with your ass and whatever you have planned.

So just put me back. I don't know what you have planned, but none of it can be good.

Comments

[generallyunprofessional]

Good fucking luck with that. These muns are idiots. They don't get bored easily, either.

[codename_nightshift]

Thanks for stating the obvious about them being idiots. I-

[He stops, now noticing the obvious.]

What the ever living fuck?! Why do you look like me?

[generallyunprofessional]

What's wrong? You seein'...double?

[He could be serious, but why do that when he could make a pun?]

[codename_nightshift]

[He looks surprised at first and then he starts laughing.]

Oh priceless! You saw a golden opportunity and you took it!

[springtrapped]

[Well, what do we have here? That uniform looks so familiar to Springtrap.]

Springtrap will be the main antagonist for his AU, but he hasn't met him yet

[codename_nightshift]

[Backing up immediately.]

The hell? I don't recognize you. Which one are you? What're you doing outside the Nightshift?

Very interesting. I'd love to see more.

[springtrapped]

[Springtrap just stares for a couple more seconds. All he wants to do is get out of this suit. He thinks he's pretty fast. Fast enough to catch the night guard and force him to help.

So there is now one (1) decrepit Golden Bonnie animatronic bumrushing your way.]

[codename_nightshift]

Shit shit shit!

[Luckily thanks to his profession Mike is a little more fit to run away. He obviously can't do it forever though.]

Okay here's hoping you little shits haven't abandoned me because of this guy. I'll deal with the pay cut for this.

[He presses a button on his watch, hoping it gets there in time. Meanwhile he's doing his best to zig zag and evade Springtrap.]

[themarionette]

[ well hello. ]

[codename_nightshift]

[Oh it's you. At least you're familiar.]

W-what're you doing outside the Nightshift? You want me to tune the music box or something?

[themarionette]

[ waving - hello human! yes please, his music box has gone quiet, if you could wind it up he'd appreciate it. ]

[codename_nightshift]

Okay where is it? I figure if you left the Nightshift you brought it with you, right?

[zetsubouchan]

Aaah, of course of course of course none of it is good, silly!! The muns hate us, they want to make our lives super super miserable!! But that's the best part of it~~ Every time they try to make me miserable it just makes me feel more despair, and that's super high school level amazing!

Somehow I think it's appropriate she of all people decided to talk to Mike xD

[codename_nightshift]

... Crazy Kids

[You don't know the half of it Mike.]

My mun would have a hard time giving me more despair than my regular job anyway. Freddy and the gang give me enough desbear already.

[He snickers at his own pun.]

she heard misery and perked right up! [1/2]

[zetsubouchan]

Upupupu, that's no good! You can never have enough despair in your life! Your mun has to try harder!

[2/2]

[zetsubouchan]

But they're sooooooooo cute~! All of them~! All of those cute little animals are so sad, I love it~ There's nothing good in life without awful thiii~iiiings~!

[codename_nightshift]

Not sure how true that is, but I get what you mean about appreciating the good because of the bad at least.

Still I think it's a life goal not to have the threat of death every day for your regular job.

I also don't think you'd like them as much when they're trying to kill you.

[Kids are seriously strange these days or maybe he's just old.]

[in_over_his_head]

First rule of muns... they won't listen to you so easily. Second rule is that they just love to torment you.

[Calvin just gives out a grumpy sigh.]

Still trying to figure out what kind of twisted sense of humor a bunch of eldritch abominations like them would have to call themselves 'mundane' when they jerk around our strings.

[codename_nightshift]

Yeah I'm starting to get that. Can't be as bad as my current employers, but that doesn't mean I like it any better.

[in_over_his_head]

You've got to deal with bad bosses too? I mean the place they shoved me off on is alright enough but the idiots I really work for...

Well... lets just say arson at the office is the one dream I really wish I could get away with.

[codename_nightshift]

You think your bosses are bad? I don't think they played Russian Roulette with your life on your first day on the job.

[Oh Mike has been preparing for this one-upsman competition for Months now. He's pretty sure he can win a worst place to work ever competition.]

[clumsy_moe_appeal]

[Well mike you'd find the most obnoxious riff in the world blaring out so hard that your eardrums would still be ringing. There sits a man on a motorbike with guitar in hand.]

WAHAHAHAHA!

So another unfortunate soul has come under the game of muns that even a brilliant mind like myself has been trapped in! Ah... such a sad day when an unprepared fool must be made to wander blindly trail along the rails set upon us by our unimaginative puppeteers...

But perhaps one day you can adapt and find a way to take full advantage of it as I have! For I am-

DOCTAAAAAAH! WEEEEEEEESTOOOOOOH!

[The fireworks meant to fire off on his big announcement don't go off as planned. While his bike is fine... West is most certainly not as he's running around flailing. He has learned NOT to insult the mun.]

[codename_nightshift]

[Oh god his ears. Who the hell is this creep? And then he gets set aflame by his own fireworks show that he apparently had planned? Good grief this guy seems like a walking train wreck.]

Stop, drop and roll!

[He really hopes this idiot isn't actually a doctor.]

[clumsy_moe_appeal]

[Well Mike, West is sort of a Doctor. Not a Doctor Doctor. More like a Doctor of the Sciences. Of course if that was the kind of Doctor you were referring to then perhaps the world is a terrible terrible place to be in.]

GAAAAAAAAAAH!

[West is now rolling around rapidly as if he was shoved down a hill. Admittedly by the time the fire stops he's a little charred and smoky and his clothes are in ruins... but hey, he's still alive!]

[codename_nightshift]

[He was thinking of a medical doctor, but right now he couldn't picture West being any kind of Doctor.]

Geeze burnt flesh was NOT what I wanted to smell today.

[He walks over to West grabbing his arm to help him up. If West paid attention he would notice that Mike's watch was a bit bulkier than it should of been and had a couple extra buttons on it.]

Let's find you some medical supplies and a change of clothes.

[West is incredibly annoying, but Mike wasn't going to just leave him with severe burns just because he was annoying.]