muse does not approve of mun's crush (what else is new?)

[leftovervenom]

It's not that it bugs me, I just don't want you living through me like some kinda kiddie pageant mom. Seriously, I'm willing to do a lot, but sucking face with my gym teacher is not one of them.

[ ... ]

Yeeeah, if you could stop searching for booty shots of Coach, that'd be great, too.

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Here, have a DIFFERENT Coach! :D

[burger_tanker]

Wait a sec. Hold up there, girl, I don't know who this is but I ain't one who kisses students. What in the hell is wrong with them!

you mean the best coach

[leftovervenom]

[ Well. That is definitely not Coach Thompson, which is actually kind of a relief, because Andi so does not need him hearing this crap. ]

Uh, who're you again?

[burger_tanker]

So...you ain't talking about me when you mean coach, do you? Well, that's better, at least, but it still ain't good.

You can call me Coach by the way. Thought you may have been talkin' about me. And I'm a teacher. It's an ethics thing with us to immediately stop the face-sucking of students and teachers.

[leftovervenom]

Ugh, there's no face sucking to stop because it's not gonna happen. Ever. Like, even if my life depended on it.

[ Bleh, grooooss. Why does her mun have to be so awful? ]

...Thanks though. For the concern, I guess.

[arach_nerd]

...I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

[leftovervenom]

[ Holy cow, that's Spiderman. Like, actual Spiderman. Andi might be a little starstruck, but keep it on the downlow. ]

Because I'm not gonna stick my tongue down his throat? That's weird, dude.

[arach_nerd]

Actually, it was that part about booty shots of Flash Thompson.

[Theatrical shudder.}]

[leftovervenom]

Could be worse.

[ Shrug. Gotta play it cool around fellow superheroes. ]

Dunno how, but it probably could be.

[arach_nerd]

It could always be worse. That doesn't mean anyone should have to suffer through pictures of Eugene's butt.

[leftovervenom]

Pfft-, Eugene? God, I still can't get over that. Who names their kid Eugene?!