muse does not approve of mun's crush (what else is new?)

[leftovervenom]

It's not that it bugs me, I just don't want you living through me like some kinda kiddie pageant mom. Seriously, I'm willing to do a lot, but sucking face with my gym teacher is not one of them.

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Yeeeah, if you could stop searching for booty shots of Coach, that'd be great, too.