on usernames, reservation at MH, and ME3 in general

[formerlycerberus]

Ah yes, this one is a much better fit than that other journal you wanted. I'm rather glad that one was taken already; maybe now you'll actually listen when I tell you you're not as clever as you think you are. It's bad when Joker has the better material.

This is a dangerous gambit you're playing at Mun, sending me to a closed isolated ship littered with plenty of opportunities to blow my cover. Is this you lashing out because you were expecting more from us this time around? Disappointment is one thing, but picking me up and dropping me off in this headspace of yours isn't going to solve your issues. We each had our reasons.

Though, I suppose I should be somewhat grateful; you are doing everything you can to keep me alive....you get a few points for that one.

Comments

[god_not_goth]

Cerberus?

[formerlycerberus]

Heard of it?

[god_not_goth]

If we're referring to the same Cerberus I was its' master.

[formerlycerberus]

Seems we are speaking of two different things then. [Not even the Illusive Man would go around calling himself 'master.']

[femshep]

...I have to ask. Was it 'asseffect'? [Because that's the first thing to mind, when she's thinking of Joker-worthy attempts at humor.]

[formerlycerberus]

No. That actually would have been a fair bit more clever. [It was so bad Shepard she doesn't want to talk about it ;;]

[femshep]

[....oh god shepard can't resist] Well now you've got me curious.

[formerlycerberus]

Trust me Shepard, you're better off not knowing. [That dialogue opens after you do another loyalty mission for her :x]

[daisybell]

Good thing too; it'd be a crazy blow to the war effort if we lost you and your assets.

[ being generally vague about assets... for one reason or another ]

And come on— my jokes rock.

[formerlycerberus]

[Keep telling yourself that Joker maybe one day it'll come true.]

Good to hear me and my assets are well appreciated.

[daisybell]

[ if he wishes really hard, anything can happen. look at EDI. ]

Oh, definitely. Completely.

... Coming back on board anytime soon? I kinda miss the days when everyone around was a trained ninja assassin.

[formerlycerberus]

[Joker must have a fairy godmother watching over him.]

[Or a metric ton of dumb luck.]

I wish. Much rather be back on Normandy rather than where I'm being shipped off to. [Even though Liara stole her office.]

[howillusive]

In such close quarters, I would be concerned as well.

[formerlycerberus]

[Eww no get out /throws popcorn at]

It does make our little game of 'hide and seek' a fair bit more difficult.

[howillusive]

[ screams no I'm here and you can't stop me!! ]

A fair bit, at least from your perspective. A bit more encouraging when you look at my end.

[fightforthelost]

What do you think the odds of talking yourself out of this one are?

[formerlycerberus]

Miniscule at best. However, I do like the challenge.

[fightforthelost]

Good way to stay on your toes.

And miniscule is better than nothing, I'd say.

teehee 8)

[reigninginstars]

I'm glad to have you on board.

I just can't say 'no' to that face

[formerlycerberus]

Thanks Shepard. Glad to know at least one person isn't going to be hunting me during my stay . [The Illusive Man is bad enough.]

D'aaawww <3

[reigninginstars]

More than one.

Our team is quickly growing and we even have the Normandy now.

There are some ... complications, though.

[purebiotic]

It'll be quite the reunion, at least.

[formerlycerberus]

You're telling me. Seems like more of us keep joining the fray each passing day.

[purebiotic]

It'll be good to be in the company of familiar faces. [with a few exceptions like TIM, but you know. whatev.] I think it'll make the sudden change all the more... bearable.

[normandy7]

It's amazing the things you'll do for someone who's promised to keep you in one piece, isn't it, Miranda?

[Not that she'd know anything about that. No, not ever.]