on usernames, reservation at MH, and ME3 in general

[formerlycerberus]

Ah yes, this one is a much better fit than that other journal you wanted. I'm rather glad that one was taken already; maybe now you'll actually listen when I tell you you're not as clever as you think you are. It's bad when Joker has the better material.

This is a dangerous gambit you're playing at Mun, sending me to a closed isolated ship littered with plenty of opportunities to blow my cover. Is this you lashing out because you were expecting more from us this time around? Disappointment is one thing, but picking me up and dropping me off in this headspace of yours isn't going to solve your issues. We each had our reasons.

Though, I suppose I should be somewhat grateful; you are doing everything you can to keep me alive....you get a few points for that one.

Comments

[god_not_goth]

Cerberus?

[femshep]

...I have to ask. Was it 'asseffect'? [Because that's the first thing to mind, when she's thinking of Joker-worthy attempts at humor.]

[daisybell]

Good thing too; it'd be a crazy blow to the war effort if we lost you and your assets.

[ being generally vague about assets... for one reason or another ]

And come on— my jokes rock.

[formerlycerberus]

Heard of it?

[god_not_goth]

If we're referring to the same Cerberus I was its' master.

[formerlycerberus]

No. That actually would have been a fair bit more clever. [It was so bad Shepard she doesn't want to talk about it ;;]

[femshep]

[....oh god shepard can't resist] Well now you've got me curious.

[howillusive]

In such close quarters, I would be concerned as well.

[formerlycerberus]

[Keep telling yourself that Joker maybe one day it'll come true.]

Good to hear me and my assets are well appreciated.

[formerlycerberus]

Seems we are speaking of two different things then. [Not even the Illusive Man would go around calling himself 'master.']

[daisybell]

[ if he wishes really hard, anything can happen. look at EDI. ]

Oh, definitely. Completely.

... Coming back on board anytime soon? I kinda miss the days when everyone around was a trained ninja assassin.

[god_not_goth]

Well I am talking about a gigantic three headed dog. What are you speaking of?

[formerlycerberus]

[Eww no get out /throws popcorn at]

It does make our little game of 'hide and seek' a fair bit more difficult.

[howillusive]

[ screams no I'm here and you can't stop me!! ]

A fair bit, at least from your perspective. A bit more encouraging when you look at my end.

[formerlycerberus]

Trust me Shepard, you're better off not knowing. [That dialogue opens after you do another loyalty mission for her :x]

[formerlycerberus]

An organization composed of some thousands of loyal supporters. Much less mythical in comparison.

[god_not_goth]

Mythical would suggest it didn't exist.

[fightforthelost]

What do you think the odds of talking yourself out of this one are?

[formerlycerberus]

[Joker must have a fairy godmother watching over him.]

[Or a metric ton of dumb luck.]

I wish. Much rather be back on Normandy rather than where I'm being shipped off to. [Even though Liara stole her office.]

[formerlycerberus]

[Fine then I'm not sharing any of my toys with you B|]

Of course. You just so happened gain all of the advantages in one move.

[formerlycerberus]

Miniscule at best. However, I do like the challenge.

teehee 8)

[reigninginstars]

I'm glad to have you on board.

[howillusive]

[ but but that's totally not fair 8( ]

You know how I operate, that should hardly be surprising.

[formerlycerberus]

And you're suggesting otherwise?

[god_not_goth]

Well yes. As I said I was it's master.