actual squalling infant stretches his legs

[crownless]

You remember I exist yet?

[travis you were the one who wanted to quit but ok.]

First you give me, like, four months of total radio silence, and now that you're saying you miss me, you're still not gonna play me? I got places to go and people to kill, lady, this bullshit gainful employment that you got is really screwing with my schedule.

[a beat.]

Man, this fucking sucks.

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[crownless]

[IM STILL AT WEKAPIPO AND MAGENTA BUT IM GETTING THERE]

What kind of villain eats rocks because they're good for digestion?! Not cool at all! That rules out literally everything else!

[diosauria]

[OKAY STAY PURE AND SPOILER-FREE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE BUT I WANT YOU TO REMEMBER THIS LATER]

I'm an antihero. [lmfao] You could say I'm the third protagonist of Steel Ball Run. [L M F A O PEOPLE ACTUALLY SAY THIS]

1/3

[crownless]

[crownless]

[crownless]

I'm calling bullshit.

[diosauria]

Ask tumblr.

[crownless]

You shoving rocks into your head too? What makes you think I'd listen to them?

[#diegobrandodidnothingwrong]

[diosauria]

Because they've actually managed to read the manga instead of worshipping old memes?

[crownless]

Ha! That's where you're wrong, motherfucker!

They're worshipping new memes!

[diosauria]

And if those memes have anything to do with me, I'm fine with it.

[they don't. unless they do, idk I don't tumbl.]

[crownless]

[all i've seen is THE BEST AND MOST PERFECT JOJO HUSBANDO and maybe some strange shipping but that's it.

sorry for your dinosaur bits diego.]

I don't know about that crap either. Long story short, I don't believe you.

[diosauria]

I don't care what you believe, since you're obviously wrong.

But either way, I owe you a 'thank you.'

[crownless]

'Thank' me? Last I checked, I didn't do anything you'd need to be 'thankful' for.

[diosauria]

Sure. When you mistook me for the 'Other Dio,' you gave me enough information to figure everything out.

[or at least to keep him alive long enough to figure everything out.]

So it doesn't matter that you were wrong. You helped out where it mattered.

[crownless]

Everything as in what?

You trying to take the big man down? From what I remember, it took more than a couple of dead people to get Dio out of the picture.

[diosauria]

And you remember a lot, don't you.

[He glances Travis up and down, I guess, because I have no idea what sort of void dear-mun threads exist in but there's a physical space available now. After a second of consideration, his smile grows a little.]

I understood the relationship between us, and I understood enough to position myself in a better place within it. [aka vague villain talk for "I weirded him out enough that now he won't kill me."]

The Other Dio ruined your life, I think you said.