The testing of loudmouth || Kolchak: The Night Stalker

[stalksthedarkness]

Well now this is quite something, what do we have here? An inter-dimensional traveller who just randomly whisks strangers away in his ship to different parts of time and space? No? Well what are you then? There's certainly nothing "mundane" about either you or this, well this situation. Also, what do you mean by loudmouth when you're the one who brought me in here, honestly the only one being loud around here is you!

No, no, your bribes of mystery and news stories will not sway me. Nope, now uh...Ali, Allen, well mundane, or whatever your name is, if you'll excuse me.

[Wait, where are you going?]

Oh, well, uh, you know...around.

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No idea where Carl is from, but couldn't resist poking him from how he looks :P

[scp_507]

Well your mun might not be an inter-dimensional traveler but I am.

I've got a few stories for you if you're interested.

Just the best tv show ever made in the history of ever.

[stalksthedarkness]

Oh but so do I! I'm also certain that most of everyone else here does as well.

[scp_507]

Oh? Anything about shady organizations bent on securing folks like me? Not that I mind their involvement in my life, wouldn't be alive without them.

Hmm let's make this interesting. Maybe trade a story for a story?

[stalksthedarkness]

I'm guessing its a story about that uh... Shady organization?

i don't know you, but ilu

[kolchak]

... Say, that's not half bad. How does it work? Animatronics like the Hall of Presidents?

[Other Carl is walking around in a circle just admiring the handiwork. He's seen all sorts of things before, but never another him.]

Oh well hello there!

[stalksthedarkness]

Hey I could say the same.

[He's circling as well.] Or maybe you're a doppelgänger.

Pleasure is all mine, meeting another fan of the greats is rare

[kolchak]

What?Me? Oh nooo. But, maybe I could get a picture for the paper? INS, this sort of thing would drive Tony up a wall!

[He's not waiting for permission before snapping off a picture and thumbing the raspy wheel forward for another shot.

[stalksthedarkness]

Hey, stop saying things before me!

[And stealing his thunder! In retaliation, he's going to go ahead and whip out his recorder.]

So as a doppelgänger, do you have anything to say to me, the real Carl Kolchak?

[kolchak]

what? No, no see you have this all confused. I'm Carl Kolchack.

[He has his credentials in hand and tips his hat back a bit.]

Clone? Robot? Rakshasa? Aliens? No, that's just silly.