Muse wishes his Mun hadn't become more interested

[brokenbow]

It took all of that for you to even pay attention to me. Months of claiming you weren't good enough and now I'm on your level.

[he may be kind of pissed off somewhere under that contempt]

In case you're deluded, that's not a compliment. I don't exist to be your toy or anyone else's. Go find another one to play with. I don't have time for you.

{OOC: A certain mun may have watched the rest of season 1 leaked and Roy isn't happy about getting all this new attention. Spoilers definitely possible in comments.}

Comments

[eyeofthetigress]

Figures.

Thought you looked like one of Green Arrow's bitches.

[brokenbow]

[Oh she had to say that.] Watch it. You don't want go there.

[eyeofthetigress]

[Of course she said it.]

Threatening me, kiddo?

I'd like to see you try something.

/threadjacks hope you don't mind.

[crockshot]

You.

[She's heard about you other Artemis. Spent months under intense scrutiny because of you and so there is no love to be found here. Disdain and lots of anger though? Got plenty of that.]

Leave him alone, Artemis.

[If you're not on the team you can't pick on Roy. It's in the rules.]

/it would be a total lie if I said I didn't want to talk to a YJ!Artemis. XD

[eyeofthetigress]

Back the fuck off, Arrowette.

[Disdain and anger? Oh she has that. Only she uses it to shoot people with a cross bow and bash skulls in. And she doesn't follow rules. Oops.]

Likewise with me and a comics!Artemis,

[crockshot]

Why don't you go bother someone from your own world.

[She smirks then.]

I'm sure Wildcat and the JSA would be more than happy to keep you entertained.

[All the way to a prison cell.]

[Oh wait, one last thing.]

And it's Artemis.

sooo different. xD but so much fun potential interaction

[eyeofthetigress]

Because they all have their heads up their asses. My husband included.

Wildcat's fucking head is going to be mounted on my fucking wall one day.

Yeah, that's what I was when I was sixteen. I also thought it'd be a good idea to have a tit-window and mix hot pink with white.

Ever hear of a secret identity?

Tons of potential. There's a Tom at her game and he's given her a lot of flack for being who she is.

[crockshot]

You married him so it's your own fault.

[Please tell her who she can freak out, because ewww other her does what with Camerona how? All the weirded out factor.]

Tired of getting beat? I'll tell him you said hi. I'm sure he sends his regards.

[Though thankfully Tom's come around to Artemis finally. They're not friends, but they get along well enough.]

[Clearly she has superior costume choices. Look at those abs, she looks fabulous in this gear.]

Pink and a boob window? No wonder you're a villain.

It's been secret enough. Nobody's noticed.

HER MOMMY WANTED TOM DEAD SO GODDAMMIT TOM WILL BE DEAD XD

[eyeofthetigress]

Cam can be charming when he's not being a moron.

[Fuck that. Wildcat will die. He will.]

Let him know I look forward to slitting his throat.

That's why teenagers shouldn't design their own costumes.

NEVER. HE'S FUN TO MESS WITH

[crockshot]

Sure he can. That's why he married a charmer like you. Of course.

[She so doesn't believe her.]

[Not a chance, he's actually a decent guy. Not to mention really fun to push into pools.]

Yeah right. Like you'll ever get the chance.

Don't know what you're talking about. I made mine.

[And it's fabulous, remember that bit about her awesome abs? Nothing like showing a little skin.]

Carrying on her mother's rivalry: priceless

[eyeofthetigress]

I'm the 'settler' in the relationship. He knows that and that's why he's thankful our kid looks like me instead of him.

I'll get the chance. I just need to bid my time and strike.

[crockshot]

You have a kid?!

[The idea of having kids is weird. Way, way too young to be thinking about things like that. Though she might be secretly wondering about what kids would look like now. Gee thanks a lot. She really needed that.]

Keep dreaming, it'll help you deal with how much your life sucks.

[eyeofthetigress]

I have a daughter.

I like my life, thank you.

I get to steal things and kill bitches for money. Who could ask for more?

/threadjacks the threadjack

[brokenbow]

[Artemis? Is this another one of those stupid multi-verse doubles? There is a universe in which Artemis is more annoying?]

I don't need you to fight my battles.

All the threadjacks up in hurrr

[crockshot]

[Well she's certainly not a clone if that's what he's thinking. Just look at how hideous that other Artemis is. Ugh.]

You could just say thank you once in a while. Would that be so hard?

[brokenbow]

To try something, you'd have to be worth my time. Leave Green Arrow out of this. [Because that is a very sensitive topic Roy does not know how to touch.]

[eyeofthetigress]

Ooooh, I hit a nerve?

[brokenbow]

I don't like other people getting involved in my business. [Yes.]

[eyeofthetigress]

Too bad. I love getting involved in other people's business. Especially when I can screw them over.

[brokenbow]

Good to know you ca be trusted just as much as any other criminal. [Not impressed.]

[eyeofthetigress]

What can I say? It's part of the job description.

[brokenbow]

Mine says I take you down if you step out of line.

[eyeofthetigress]

You can try, kid.

Just don't be surprised when it goes to hell.

[brokenbow]

Been there. [Not scared, but he's cautious.]

[eyeofthetigress]

You're a good looking kid.

It'd be a shame to mangle your face.