Muse wishes his Mun hadn't become more interested

[brokenbow]

It took all of that for you to even pay attention to me. Months of claiming you weren't good enough and now I'm on your level.

[he may be kind of pissed off somewhere under that contempt]

In case you're deluded, that's not a compliment. I don't exist to be your toy or anyone else's. Go find another one to play with. I don't have time for you.

{OOC: A certain mun may have watched the rest of season 1 leaked and Roy isn't happy about getting all this new attention. Spoilers definitely possible in comments.}

Comments

HER MOMMY WANTED TOM DEAD SO GODDAMMIT TOM WILL BE DEAD XD

[eyeofthetigress]

Cam can be charming when he's not being a moron.

[Fuck that. Wildcat will die. He will.]

Let him know I look forward to slitting his throat.

That's why teenagers shouldn't design their own costumes.

NEVER. HE'S FUN TO MESS WITH

[crockshot]

Sure he can. That's why he married a charmer like you. Of course.

[She so doesn't believe her.]

[Not a chance, he's actually a decent guy. Not to mention really fun to push into pools.]

Yeah right. Like you'll ever get the chance.

Don't know what you're talking about. I made mine.

[And it's fabulous, remember that bit about her awesome abs? Nothing like showing a little skin.]

Carrying on her mother's rivalry: priceless

[eyeofthetigress]

I'm the 'settler' in the relationship. He knows that and that's why he's thankful our kid looks like me instead of him.

I'll get the chance. I just need to bid my time and strike.

[crockshot]

You have a kid?!

[The idea of having kids is weird. Way, way too young to be thinking about things like that. Though she might be secretly wondering about what kids would look like now. Gee thanks a lot. She really needed that.]

Keep dreaming, it'll help you deal with how much your life sucks.

[eyeofthetigress]

I have a daughter.

I like my life, thank you.

I get to steal things and kill bitches for money. Who could ask for more?

[crockshot]

You have a husband you seem to barely tolerate, you'll never beat the JSA, and you sound like a bitter old hag.

Gee I wonder.

[This is going to end well.]

[eyeofthetigress]

I can tolerate him.

Maybe I am bitter. It's what happens when assholes like to lock up your parents.

[crockshot]

Barely.

[Her boyfriend might annoy her sometimes, but he's okay for the most part. She certainly doesn't just tolerate him. Clearly this means her life is superior.]

He deserves it. [Her face softens a little.] I'm just glad mom's okay now that they let her out.

[eyeofthetigress]

Shut the fuck up. He's my fucking husband, and I love him. You don't know shit about my relationship.

[She always thought heroes were self-righteous pricks. You're not helping her opinion at all.]

Everyone has to make a living somehow. You make your choices, you deal with the consequences. Daddy and Mother taught me that. They also taught me that there's only one winner, and I plan on being it.

[crockshot]

You're the one who's talking about how you settled and tolerate him. Not saying anything you haven't.

[If she doesn't want her words used against her, she shouldn't say them. It's not Artemis' fault.]

Dad also taught us it was his way or the highway. Jade chose highway and so did I.

There are plenty of ways to make a living that don't involve stealing or hurting people. What's wrong with those?

[eyeofthetigress]

Kid, in every relationship there's a settler and a reacher.

... Who the fuck is Jade?

[crockshot]

Not always.

[Which is pretty sentimental of her, because it means she doesn't consider Wally as having reached to get her.]

Cheshire. My older sister.

[Is this one of those things that doesn't translate between worlds? She hadn't known. No wonder this Artemis is so messed up.]

[eyeofthetigress]

... You're related to that slut Chesire? What the fuck? That bitch can't even take care of her damn kids!

Isn't she Asian or something anyway?

This makes no damn sense.

[crockshot]

She's not a slut. [Cheshire might be working for the wrong people, but damn it she's still her big sister.] And she doesn't have any kids either.

Yeah, she's half Vietnamese just like me. Gets it from mom.

[eyeofthetigress]

Like hell she isn't. She slept with that Speedy guy and got knocked up, abandoned that kid, then got knocked up by Catman, and abandoned that kid too.

...

You're what now?

[crockshot]

... She slept with Speedy?!

[Suddenly certain things are starting to make so much more sense. Though the idea of having Roy as the uncle of her niece is beyond weird.]

Half-Vietnamese. [It shows in the little ways like her skin tone and the almond shape to her dark grey eyes. Obviously managed to inherit sportsmaster's hair somehow though.]

About time I had something I could shock you with instead of the other way around.

[eyeofthetigress]

That's what I heard.

Kid died, though. Real shame or whatever.

[That's not going to happen to Isabelle though, because Artemis knows better than to leave her daughter unsupervised with Cameron, no matter how much she loves him.]

... Yeah.

Mother's blonde too. She used to die her hair black for 'secret identity' reasons or some shit.

[crockshot]

Dead?

[Awwe. Lost an AU niece before she even knew she existed. That sucks. Definitely not something to tell Roy about, that guy's got enough on his plate right now.]

Not mine. She looks a lot like Cheshire, just without the crazy hair.

/omg I am so stupid. I used die instead of dye what is wrong with me

[eyeofthetigress]

I think a house fell on top of her.

[Honestly, she doesn't know that much about Chesire other than what she's heard through word of mouth. And that's enough to judge her on, in her mind.]

That's just fucking weird.

It's not a big deal, it's an easy slip up to make if you're not paying attention

[crockshot]

[What? Her niece is now the wicked witch of the east?]

Yeah? No weirder than me finding out you married Cameron.

[She practically grew up with the guy, well... kinda.]

[eyeofthetigress]

What can I say? The man worships me.