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[itsumade]

I'm not entirely sure what the point of this is, but I won't make any complaints. I at least request you keep a cap on the embarrassing things you'll have me do.

[ ... ]

You're not even listening, are you?

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[hihou]

They never do...

[itsumade]

Surely they can't ignore everything we say. That would just be foolish.

[hihou]

Well, maybe a little, but not much. I mean, mine definitely put me in a place I can't hope to fit in.

[itsumade]

That's a bit surprising to hear. What sort of place, if you don't mind me asking?

[hihou]

An... embarrassing kind of place.

[itsumade]

If you'd rather not talk about it I won't force it out of you.

[ Though there's definitely that curiosity there, Youmu won't pry due to an 'If it were me' principle. ]

[hihou]

Thanks. I mean... I should kind of warn you about it? But it's just... the kind of place... you know...

That sort of place.

[itsumade]

My apologies but I'm still not following you, Sanae.

[hihou]

You know! Like... red light? -Don't make her spell it out, Youmu, don't be cruel.-

[itsumade]

Red light? [ at least she's not doing it on purpose. ]

[hihou]

Oh come on, you have to get it, right?!

... E-exposed shoulders? Oiran?!

1/3 i should apologize ahead of time

[itsumade]

[ oh ]

2/3

[itsumade]

[ OH ]

3/3

[itsumade]

So you're a prostitute, Sanae?

[hihou]

Did you have to say it so blatantly! I thought you were my friend! -Calm down, Sanae.-

[bloomingbutterfly]

Is that an invitation for me to make you do embarrassing things?

[itsumade]

[ ...Walked right into that one. ]

No, Lady Yuyuko.

[bloomingbutterfly]

You have to admit that it will hardly stop me.

You must be proud of me, I'm being so honest with you about my intentions.

You should get me a treat.

[itsumade]

While your honesty is admirable, Lady Yuyuko, your intentions themselves are...

[ She trails off, since she has to choose her words carefully. The last thing she wants to do is insult or upset her. ]

If you want a treat, you need only ask. [ Subject change! ]

[bloomingbutterfly]

I'll accept that my intentions are either spooky or haunting. I shouldn't have to tell you why.

In that case, could you go and fetch me something nice?

[itsumade]

Certainly. What is it you desire?

[bloomingbutterfly]

Whatever Yukari has in her cupboards.

I want you to rob her.

[itsumade]

If that is what you want, I will acquire it... but are you not concerned with the potential repercussions?

[ like pissing off a gap hag for one ]

I had to.

[sukima]

[ Excuse you. ]

[itsumade]

[ SEE TOLD YOU. ]

[sukima]

You know theft if a crime, don't you?

[itsumade]

I am well aware of that.

[bloomingbutterfly]

As am I.

But last I checked law enforcement didn't reach out to our areas.

Also this was just an excuse to get you to drop by. You're always off doing your own thing, like sleeping.

[sukima]

Well, if you only wanted to see me Yuyuko, you only had to speak my name.

Sending your servant to raid my cupboards is a pretty cute way of gaining my attention, but I'm certain Ran would have stood in her way. Though we've never had a chance to see who is stronger, my shikigami or your gardener?

What do you think, Konpaku-san?

[bloomingbutterfly]

I could do that, yes.

But it's boring. Also it makes me give something for Youmu to do, so she doesn't get soft and lazy.

Also... hmm, I think Ran would win on the fluffiness scale. It is hard to compete with such tails.