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[kissthegrell]

School? I'm going to a school?

I will look simply deadly in a school uniform. And, maybe Sebasu-chan can take a cane to me. It's all very exciting.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE NOT SURE I'LL BE IN THIS ARC?

I hate you! I HATE YOU!

Of course I get to put on a schoolgirl uniform. Don't say I won't!

Comments

[ex_cherubic461]

[ Ooooh a loud person ]

Y-You hate who? Y-Your mun?

[kissthegrell]

S-She's HORRIBLE for saying I won't get to dress as a schoolgirl!

[ex_cherubic461]

What's a schoolgirl? [ She blinks , then smiles . ]

I'm sure she's not horrible!

[kissthegrell]

She is. SHE IS! You don't KNOW how horrible she is.

And a schoolgirl is girl who goes to school. What are you, stupid?

[her_watchdog]

I do believe it is a males-only school...

[kissthegrell]

Well don't be stupid! Of course I'm... I mean... I'm not but... maybe I could... if... wait....

OMG DIE IN A FIRE!

[her_watchdog]

[Tiny chuckle~] It truly is too easy...

[kissthegrell]

SO MUCH CRUELTY! I SUFFER SO MUCH!

[her_watchdog]

[Yawn~]

[kissthegrell]

GAAAHHHHH!!!

[Insane Flying Tackle!]

[cockinafrock]

Oooo a schoolgirl uniform and a cane? Where can I sign up?

[kissthegrell]

I WAS HERE FIRST!

[cockinafrock]

So that means y'can't share? [pouts]

Oh c'mon. I've even got my own schoolgirl uniform an' everything.

[kissthegrell]

NO! I WON'T SHARE! NOT EVER! IT'S MINE AND...

wait you have one?

[cockinafrock]

Well duh. [overdramatic eyeroll] What self-respecting drag queen doesn't?

For that mattah, what self-respecting queen doesn't? [laughs]

[kissthegrell]

Ohhhh! Why that sounds like it's to die for! Will you show me? Can I see?

1/2

[cockinafrock]

[He GRINS.] Oh you don't hafta ask me twice. [He winks] Back in a tick.

[He flounces (and, oh yes, there is flouncing) off to get changed.]

[cockinafrock]

[A short while later she returns in an outrageously fabulous dress and headdress, heels and brightly colored makeup. She presses play on the equally bedazzeled boombox she'd been carrying and sets it down as the music starts.

She starts lip synching the words, dancing a perfectly choreographed dance to the music.

[kissthegrell]

Ahh.... AHH!

I WANT TO DANCE TOO!

[And, Grell rushes the drag queen, knocking him to the ground.]

[cockinafrock]

[She yelps in surprise as she's bowled over]

Well, can't say I've evah had someone rush th'stage before. [She cackles with laughter[ Bit hahd t'dance with ya layin' on top've me, there, dahlin'

[She looks down] Not that I'm entahly complainin'.

[kissthegrell]

[Usually at this point, Grell would be scolded, struck, shoved, etc. This catches him off guard.]

Say what?

[hardknoxlife]

I'm pretty sure it's a boys-only school, sir.

[ Bit of a hair ruffle. ]

I don't think they have schoolgirl uniforms there. [ Mutter. ] Much less schoolgirls.

[kissthegrell]

I'll find a way. I WILL! Surely one they see how gorgeous I look, they'll let me in for sure!

[hardknoxlife]

Well, good luck with that.

[ He looks unconvinced though. ]

Nice as cameos this arc sounds, I think I'd rather have some vacation time though.

[kissthegrell]

Cameos? I don't want a CAMEO! I require a starring role!

[hardknoxlife]

Yeah, somehow I saw that coming. Say what you want, Mister Sutcliffe, but I want to opt out! Still pretty beaten up after the last time and there aren't any cute girls around anyway so...

[ Shrugging. ]

Like I said. Good luck with that.

[kissthegrell]

How DARE you call me MISTER! And I took a battering, too, remember?

But public school is so... sexy!

[hardknoxlife]

Show me a cute little thing in a mini-skirt then we can talk sexy, sir.

[ as for the mister issue. ]

Sorry 'bout that. Mun's still trying to figure out how to term "sempai" properly so we're kind of experimenting until we figure out what they're gonna use.

[kissthegrell]

That, I can certainly do! Just let me go to my closet.

Uh... is there a problem with "Sempai?"

[hardknoxlife]

Uh... n... no thanks, sir.

[ ...there is just so much major do not want on his face right now he can't even.

But he pulls himself together. ]

Mun's the uh... stick to one language, no using Japanese terminology unless there's reason to kind. Know what I mean?

[kissthegrell]

[Grell gives Ronald an offended pout at the 'do not want' face.]

I assure you I look gorgeous, much sexier than any of the secretarial pool.

[hardknoxlife]

[ He's... still kind of dubious. ]

Guess I'll just have to take your word for it, Sutcliff-sempai!