a jerkbirb appears

[isnotfrench]

Me? Allow myself to be puppeted by a filthy commoner? There must be laws against this! And if there aren't any, rest assured I'll make them! You better have a good explanation for this, or you'll know true fear when you face the Le Bel family's personal lawyers!

And another thing! Why are you bothering to go through this charade? If you have any talent at all, locked away in your feeble monkey addled brain, then-- then how dare you squander it! Or, worse, act as if you have none! Though a Le Bel such as myself would never dream of sullying themselves with this... this work, a human of no standing like you should have nothing to fear from lowering yourself to this level. It's not as if you can get any lower!

Well? What are you waiting for? If you're going to work, get going!

Comments

[espigeonage]

Do you know a good one?

Mine, I'd say she'd never consider it. She's very fond of my feathers. Then again I did get reincarnated as a human, and it took much of that two years to get to looking like myself again.

[isnotfrench]

I'm sure my butler can make some recommendations.

If mine considers it, we're going to have words, believe me.

[espigeonage]

Hmm. Yeah. Albert. [Yuuya's not a fan.]

You know, these human forms just can't reflect things very accurately and that's reasonable I suppose, but I'm always a little put out by the idea of losing my tailfeathers. The best replacement they can have is buttocks with a curve to them, and I... honestly I fail to see why humans find those appealing.

[isnotfrench]

You won't find a more skilled bird if you tried.

And you think I am going to sit here and explain it to you?! Nonsense!

[espigeonage]

Sure, but he's the single most ominous bird I know. I suppose you know best there.

You understand it? Wow, Sakuya, I wouldn't have pegged that.