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[helmsman_moreau]

How much clearer can I make it? I don't date crew. Especially not crew that outranks me. I don't care how much you want to see Shepard riding me like an especially rickety bicycle, it's never gonna happen, and I hate you for putting that image in my head at all.

I mean it. Not gonna happen, no matter when you set the timeline. Us both working for Cerberus? Not a valid loophole.

Come on. You know my heart belongs exclusively to my sweet synthetic princess.

...I meant the Normandy. Really. I did.

Anyway, and I'm just throwing this out here, maybe you should actually finish the last game before you try to play me? I don't care how many spoiler-tastic extranet videos you watch, it's no substitute for the real thing. Get back to me when you're done.

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[shadowbroken]

'Sweet synthetic princess?'

[And. Well. Just. Not touching on that allusion to Shepard. Because. It's Shepard and that's their business, frankly. :l]

[helmsman_moreau]

Liara! Hey! How're the head tentacles hanging? You didn't hear any of that.

[He knows that's not going to work, but hey, it's worth a shot.]

Okay, yeah, it was a pretty stupid turn of phrase. Good thing I wasn't talking about anything or anyone sentient, so there's, uh, no need to let anyone know I said it.

[shadowbroken]

I didn't? If you say so. Although I'm sure you're aware some might get....another idea about that. Regarding you saying it's the Normandy, but there is another aboard. EDI. But if you'd like I can keep it between us if you insist. I can't promise the others might not see this themselves though.