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dear_mun2015-05-11 04:34 pm
helmsman_moreau) wrote in dear_mun2015-05-11 04:34 pm
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How much clearer can I make it? I don't date crew. Especially not crew that outranks me. I don't care how much you want to see Shepard riding me like an especially rickety bicycle, it's never gonna happen, and I hate you for putting that image in my head at all.
I mean it. Not gonna happen, no matter when you set the timeline. Us both working for Cerberus? Not a valid loophole.
Come on. You know my heart belongs exclusively to my sweet synthetic princess.
...I meant the Normandy. Really. I did.
Anyway, and I'm just throwing this out here, maybe you should actually finish the last game before you try to play me? I don't care how many spoiler-tastic extranet videos you watch, it's no substitute for the real thing. Get back to me when you're done.
I mean it. Not gonna happen, no matter when you set the timeline. Us both working for Cerberus? Not a valid loophole.
Come on. You know my heart belongs exclusively to my sweet synthetic princess.
...I meant the Normandy. Really. I did.
Anyway, and I'm just throwing this out here, maybe you should actually finish the last game before you try to play me? I don't care how many spoiler-tastic extranet videos you watch, it's no substitute for the real thing. Get back to me when you're done.
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[And. Well. Just. Not touching on that allusion to Shepard. Because. It's Shepard and that's their business, frankly. :l]
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