Shantae is here to grant your wish!

[halfagenie]

So this is Dreamwidth, huh? This is actually kind of cool, if a bit strange. But hey, I'm used to strange so bring on whatever you want to toss my way!

Well, almost anything, obviously there are certain things I'd rather you didn't use me for. Oh, and there's also that. You know what I'm talking about, right? Anyway I hope we can have some fun together now that I'm out of that head of yours.

Comments

[switchitup]

I don't understand...what are you inferring?

It's rude to have a one sided conversation you know!

[Even if that is the entire point of this area]

[halfagenie]

It's not one sided if someone understands!

[Geez, who does this person think she is?]

[switchitup]

It is one sided if no one else can hear the responses though.

[ A cyborg police woman lacking in basic logic]

[halfagenie]

[Well obviously. Though that outfit is kind of cool. Maybe she should wear it on her next adventure?]

Ha! Except I can, and so can my mun...I think. So it's not one sided or rude, person.

[switchitup]

[Urk, well that's true. Either way she can hang onto her huffyness.]

That's Officer Wagon to you! Officer Patricia Wagon.

[halfagenie]

Aye, aye!

[She quickly salutes!]

...Officer Paddy Wagon.

[switchitup]

Grrr.

[Her trigger finger is twitchy, but no, no it would be wrong to blast a civilian just for being annoying and dressing in such eye catching garb (As if her uniform was any better) ]

You can just stick with Officer Wagon.

[halfagenie]

Hmph, fine. And you can call me Shantae.

[Maybe they should do a clothing swap.]

[switchitup]

Very well Shantae.

[It would be glorious, Shantae would rock this one piece uniform.]

So just what did you want to avoid your mun using you for?

[halfagenie]

Things</>....dirty things.

[Duh, granted her outfit doesn't leave much for the imagination.]

[switchitup]

Oh...yes well...

[Her face burns red and she grumbles]

It's difficult to escape that in such a place.

[liberame]

[Have a slightly confused Nia.]

What is... "that"?

[At least she's just genuinely and innocently curious?]

[halfagenie]

You know, that.

[Oh god, no, Nia. Please don't make her say it.]

[liberame]

[She's just going to cock her head like a confused puppy.]

...No, I have no idea what you are talking about.

[She's going to. Sorry but Nia is kinda... oblivious to "that".]

[halfagenie]

It's....

[No, no, Shantae can't.]

Something not for you.

[liberame]

[She taps her chin in thought for a moment before smiling bright, thinking she understands.]

You want your mundane to avoid making you a pissing off person?

[...Nia no...]

[halfagenie]

Wait wha-

[Oh goodness, bb!]

N-no! It's not that! [Although that's kind of part of it?]

[liberame]

[Nia blinks, more confused than ever. Lordgenome never had the birds and bees talk and the only thing she was told "wasn't for her" was being a jerk.]

It is not? Then I am afraid I have no idea to what "that" refers...

[halfagenie]

It's...it's something dirty, alright?

[liberame]

[And back comes the innocent grin with a giggle.]

You should not worry about that. Everyone gets dirty from time to time, even me.

[She pauses, leaving that to hang in the air for a moment.]

...Just be sure to shower and do laundry on a regular basis.

[Nia pls.]

[halfagenie]

...Right, haha! That kind of dirty!

[So not what she was talking about.]

[skullfudgingmotherfunker]

Well, there's an obvious prelude to trouble if I've ever heard one. You realize you're basically asking for them to do their worst when it comes to unpalatable situations now, right? You tell them to play nice and before you know it, out comes the hot tar and chloroform and pliers.

[In this thread- a talking, flaming, hovering human skull. Nothing too out of the ordinary for a genie though, right?]

[halfagenie]

That...doesn't sound much like fun to me.

[Shes still kind of weirded out, but yeah. Taking on an undead pirate kind of steels oneself against general weirdness.]

[skullfudgingmotherfunker]

Well, that depends on your definiton of fun, no? Some people think it's bloody hilarious to rip someone else's eye-balls out and pour acid in the holes, others think those people are psychotic fuckwits and do their best to stay away from them. Aaand sometimes the second types can't really avoid the first types, so they end up a dismembered hovering skull for the rest of eternity.

Forgot where I was going with this... oh, no wait! Even if they DID suffer horrible tortures, they could still be picked up by some kindly nerd and introduced to a most charming lady genie, so I'd say that even IF you're bound for some kind of trouble there's going to be some kind of positive silver-lining to it in the end, you just have to stick around long enough to get there!

[gackit]

[HAY GURL HAAAAY.]

I find telling the muns not to do something usually has an opposite effect around here. They're cheeky like that.