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[linguist]

I'm flattered that you miss playing me and all, b-b-but the last person you missed up here got sent to California to become a hitman!! I'm f--I'm okay here! I'm okay!

[WILDLY GESTICULATING. he nearly smacks himself in the face with a hand actually.]

And no, you can't get someone to send Kida there insead of me! That's not any better--that-that-that... that's worse, so much worse!!

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[morewidows]

Became a hitman?

[linguist]

Y-yes.

Someone's running this tournament. People are dying, and... it's awful.

[morewidows]

Do you think she'll send you there as well?

[Awful? Oh yes, completely dreadful.]

[linguist]

Gosh, I sure hope not! [Gosh? He IS Disney.]

I can't even fight! And I'd never--I can't kill children, there's so many young people there!

[morewidows]

[The Addams Family is child-friendly, too! Lies. To...certain children, at least. The best of them.]

Then perhaps they want to send you somewhere pleasant and you're panicking prematurely?

[Nice alliteration, Tic.]

[linguist]

I'd love somewhere pleasant. But she doesn't... really have any plans yet. And she's kind of...

[Sadistic? A terrible person? Prone to torturing unsuspecting Disney characters?]

...mean-spirited.

[morewidows]

[Morticia understands, but her mun dare not touch her in such a manner.]

Mean-spirited? Hmm. Perhaps you could find something with a not entirely pleasant setting or premise that wouldn't be steeped in the saturnine?