dear_mun | because it was bound to happen sooner or later

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because it was bound to happen sooner or later

Gosh, mun! This is so exciting! I know you were planning on letting that cat out first but I'm really glad my appearance inspired you before that. I can't wait! We'll have adventures and see new places and do all kinds of cool stuff! And don't you worry, mun. I just KNOW my childhood friend is around here somewhere!

It'll be just like old times when we were both in SOLDIER and fought tyrannosaurs together! It's a good thing I remembered to bring the trail mix!

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[ and also what is this eldritch horror you've unleashed upon us all ]

I'm pretty sure none of that ever happened.

And that you're thinking of the wrong game.

[why, it's only your favorite friend and teammate/SOLDIER/fellow Honey Bee Inn deviant!}

Oh, childhood friend! I knew you had to be around here! Haha, you're such a kidder. - and a murdering playboy Haha! So where are we off to next on our great adventure?

We're not going anywhere. I'm going to go figure out what the hell happened to my actual teammates and get this ridiculous game back on track, and you're...

I don't know, hopefully going to fall into a really ugly plot hole and die or something. This whole side gag is getting pretty tired, anyway.

But childhood friend, you need my help. Don't you remember the time we fought Klingons together when we were both in SOLDIER? Besides, you've got to help me find my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure she's been kidnapped!

Again!

Look, I don't have time for this, okay? I have a lot of nonsensical adventuring to catch up on, already, so what's the fastest way I can soundly crush your dream of ever becoming a main character?

...Why is there never a convenient spot for a rail kill when I need one?

But, childhood friend, I'm an important part of the story! I even get my own mention in a future story no one actually reads about owning a cafe in the middle of the desert! We're destined to be together, our fates intertwined, our stars aligned, our hearts as one!

It's Squeenix karma, childhood friend. Just look down thread. The pink lady is already inviting me to join your team.

You were in SOLDIER?

[But she's pretty sure the script said...ah, nevermind.]

Tell me about fighting tyrannosaurs!

[She's enthralled, tell her everything!]

[hey, it's the pink girl that hangs out with his childhood friend! That's great! He's always wanted to be on a team that had someone wearing pink in it.]

That's right! Me and my childhood friend held off a whole school of them when we were in SOLDIER together. haha! Those were dangerous times. We almost got caught by the Death Star once!

[No idea what a Death Star is, but it sounds scary enough to make her gasp.]

Wow! You should join us, there's no telling when we'll be running into one of those Death Star things. We need all the help we can get!

Really, pink lady? Gosh, you're so nice. I've always wanted to be part of a team of do-gooders out to rewrite all the wrongs. Do you think childhood friend will let me in?

Sure he will!

[As in Aerith will convince him to.]

Then we can pick up more people as we travel! Maybe find a new dolphin friend for Cloud, I think he misses him.

Childhood friend has a dolphin friend?

Oh yes, I think he was pretty fond of it. I bet if you dress up like a dolphin, he'll be even more excited to have you join us!

Johnny? What are you doing here? Shouldn't you be back in the ~~comic~~ ~~game~~ ~~ugh~~ -

not here?

Tifa! Wow, everyone really is here. You're just in time. Our childhood friend is about to adopt me into your group. Isn't that wonderful?! Now we'll all be able to have adventures together!

Cloud's about to -

{wellllll, Cloud kind of has let some weird ~~people~~ members into the party so far...}

Hang on. I need to check the game script.

You got a script?! I didn't get a script! Is that something they hand out with the cool clothing choices when you join the same team as our childhood friend? I've already got a leather biker jacket I can wear.

Johnny, I don't think -

... do you have your jacket with you or is that the kind of thing you'd probably have to go on an important and long ranging, game worthy side quest to fetch?

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because it was bound to happen sooner or later

how am i the first person to get to this magnificent post

obviously the magnificance of it scared everyone else away. I don't blame them.

Tragic. Some people just don't know how to appreciate true art.

Philistines!

Indeed. ಠ_ರೃ

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I couldn't help myself you are fabulous

ty, ty. it was a carwreck waiting to happen.

one that I am proud to help with :D

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siiiiiigh - what are you people making me do?

terrible, unspeakable things. You can thank us later.

well, in that case - I'm in!

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