This event is the worst

[tipsygnostalgia]

fuck this place
fuck those fake halo wearin rapping cake making spirit asshoels
*ASSHOLES
fuck this stupid virus crap
fuck u for makign me do all this

and FUCK how do u get blood stains outta stuff

Comments

[cheese_for_everyone]

Well you're either crazy or you play a lot of video games.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Perhaps a little of both!

[cheese_for_everyone]

Perfect!

If it helps I'm the Daedric Prince of Madness.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Oh shit- I totally know who you are now. Also called er,
She-

Sherogath

Sherogath-

or something.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Let's just stick with Sheogorath. Though if you need to make a nickname I will allow it, considering all of you and your friend's first names are four letters.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Sheo it is then for now, easier to remember! So what's up with you hanging around these parts?

[cheese_for_everyone]

Same reason you're here.

Also my mun seems to have a particular love for you all and thinks I would fit right in, well if I looked a bit younger any way.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Hey maybe she's right. You could.

I see you are doing a fine job of pissing off the purple-bloods which is more or less the best thing ever to do around here anyway unless you unclude pissing off the grey-texts.

[cheese_for_everyone]

I suppose he is right. Hm perhaps I should scale back my age for a moment.

[And rather suddenly Roxy would be standing in front of a male version of herself, not exactly original but he wasn't doing this for long-term.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

See, there you go! Now you can join in with the coolest of the cool kids!

And Jake and John.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Ah yes Jake. I can't help but be concerned about that one.

Oh one moment.

[He looked up.]

Hey Sanguine, could you help out an old friend?

[And just like that he had two bottles of wine in-hand. May as well play the part after all.]

[tipsygnostalgia]

Holy shit, how did you just hocus-pocus that out of the air?

...Hey can we have cheese too. [CANNOT RESIST.]

But yeah, Jakes okay really even if he likes goofy movies. He's a pretty good friend.

[cheese_for_everyone]

I asked Sanguine, the Daedric prince of Debauchery for some.

Oh cheese would be great!

[He'd hand her one of the bottles.]

I suppose you're right.

[tipsygnostalgia]

Thanks!

[Yeah the bottle is already open. Gulp gulp 8D]

Well at least someone around here is actually nice and helpful and perhaps even sympathetic unlike a couple of fuckheads over in the loser corner.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Don't be too hard on Eridan. I mean look at his ancestor. He didn't have a lot to work with.

[tipsygnostalgia]

[BRB CHOKING ON WINE HERE BECAUSE SHE IS LAUGHING]

I know!! I almost felt bad for him!

Almost.

[cheese_for_everyone]

I think if he was given a better lot he might be less of a twat.

[tipsygnostalgia]

I guess we will never know? It was pretty mean though there was no need to be such a douchebag.

[Because she certainly never does that when the rolses are revered... haha..]