This event is the worst

[tipsygnostalgia]

fuck this place
fuck those fake halo wearin rapping cake making spirit asshoels
*ASSHOLES
fuck this stupid virus crap
fuck u for makign me do all this

and FUCK how do u get blood stains outta stuff

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[caligulas_aquarium]

oh look
the drunk earth girl is upset
wwhat a fuckin shame

lmao

[tipsygnostalgia]

do u actually have anything procuctive to say today or did u just come to gloat

oh fuck i did not mean to use that icon LMAO whoops

[caligulas_aquarium]

to put it in a wway you might understand
*eridan really is only here to gloat*

but it made it even funnier xD

[tipsygnostalgia]

*roxy things eridan should perhaps look at his options*
*thinks

*the options in which he shoudl 1)choose 2 actually be nice
1a) actually maybe say something nice bc shes feeling pretty shitt y here

or 2)continue to be an asshole
2wwww)in which case maybe he should just fuck off*

1/1a/2/2wwwww plz cicle one

[caligulas_aquarium]

fine ill say somethin nice
are you ready for this cause its the only time im gonna attempt to cheer you up in this kinda scenario

[douchescar]

Don't do it, boy.

[tipsygnostalgia]

^^^
dont listen to the grumpy old man ok

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh ye of little fuckin faith
chill the fuck out
i got this

[damnit dadscar gotta have some confidence in your boy]

[douchescar]

Yer gonnae givve her ADVVICE.
Or comfort!
SOMETHIN'

No fins, no gills; a landwweller!
She doesn't evven havve HORNS, lad!

LOOK AT THAT FUCKIN' PALE SKIN.
HOWWWWW THE FUCK SHOULD I HAVVE ANY CONFIDENCE IN YOU ABOUT THIS?

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh did i
cause if im right i do believve she called me an asshole for sayin somethin that made her feel wworse
so looks like you wwere wwrong

[douchescar]

I wwas wwrong?
That is a load a shite.
Don't make me evven more angry at ya, boyo.
I bet you wwere gonnae help her until I fuckin' said somethin'

WWhatevver. You could be meaner.
Don't associate wwith it.
Unless yer insultin' it.

[caligulas_aquarium]

nope
still wwrong you cant back out a it by sayin somethin like oh i bet you reconsidered it at the last second
i came here wwith the intention a gloatin ovver the fact her friends are dead an im stickin wwith it
just cause you dont believve me doesnt mean it isnt true
an quite fuckin frankly im startin to get a little pissed off a you thinkin im alwways operatin on the wworst possible scenario
im not that fuckin bad

1.2

[douchescar]

_{[ ....
simply smacks the back of his head.. rather hard. ]}
Don't argue wwith me.

2.2

[douchescar]

There are only some redeemin' qualities about you.
You specifically.
Enough for me not ta entirely disregard yer existence.
That alone should be somethin' sacred, boy.

Demandin' more than that... wwell.

_{[ he cocks his head to a shoulder and sneers slightly, not finishing his sentence. ]}

[tipsygnostalgia]

if this is a legit offer of sincerity i will take back all that crap i said to you beore

i mgiht not even mock ur typing
for like a whole month or something

[caligulas_aquarium]

yeah here goes
look on the bright side
im absolutely fine an not dead

[tipsygnostalgia]

do u know
if i had a brick
i would launch it at your fucking face right about now
way to be an asshole

[caligulas_aquarium]

im sure you wwould
but i wwouldnt recommend it evven if said brick wwas readily avvailable itd only end badly for you
so deal WW it

[tipsygnostalgia]

wwhy the fuck not

D -->
D --(x.x)->

yes i realize it doesnt have the same affect as doing it to Eq but still
you
brick
fuckin headshot
boom

[caligulas_aquarium]

cause id just shoot your fuckin brick into a thousand fuckin pieces
i just so happen to be a fantastic fuckin marksman the likes a wwhich youvve probably nevver seen

[tipsygnostalgia]

well guess what
i can just use my laser rifle
so i dont rly give a fuck

[caligulas_aquarium]

riflekind
oh please thats grade a wwiggler wweaponry right there
i dropped that kind abstratus ages ago since i mastered it an found somethin better
your shitty laser rifle is meager as shit compared to my science wwand

[tipsygnostalgia]

you mean the magic wand u dont dare admit is magic
bc you have like a fuckin
idk even know how to describe it

ru embarrossed by it or soemthing
*embarrassed
i was a wwizard before it was cool
so now its not magic its a science wwond is that what this it

[caligulas_aquarium]

IT ISNT MAGIC
its science
the most purest a wwhite sciences an i wwont havve you sittin here comparin it to shitty nonexistent bullshit like magic
evven if magic wwas hypothetically real wwhich it isnt this wwould top it wwith ease it just couldnt compare
so yes its a fuckin science wwand
wwhats it to you

[tipsygnostalgia]

its a fucking magic wand deal w/it
put on ur robe and wizard hat
can i start calling u merlinm
*merlin
i think im gonna do it anyway