considering somewhere...

[jadeblood]

As Fascinating As Humans Mating Rituals Are
Im Not Sure I Want To Experience Them Firsthand
Or Know The Details At All Actually
Some Mysteries Are Better Left Unsolved

So Perhaps It Would Be Of Great Benefit To Both Of Us If You Would Reconsider This Application
Wearing My Sign On My Shirt Is Enough For Now
Theres No Reason To Put It On My Skin Too

Comments

[lohacse]

what

[jadeblood]

Was There Some Sort Of Interruption In My Transmission Dave
Or Do I Need To Repeat Myself

[lohacse]

[ HAAHAHAH OK FUCKING DOUCHE TOO BAD HE LIKES YOU ]

no
i mean yes
no
i just meant
what

[jadeblood]

From What I Have Been Told The Premise Of The Game My Mun Is Considering Involves Human Mating Rituals
Though Not For The Purpose Of Raising Grubs

[lohacse]

why would human mating give off grubs like what even made you consider that i mean come on
differences between us is p much the core of the situation
where are you going

1/2

[jadeblood]

You Know What I Meant
The Little Pink Monkeys
Babies?

[jadeblood]

I Believe The Place Is Called Zodion
Though The Idea Is Thankfully Still Entirely Tentative While My Mun Wavers On With Ridiculous Indecision

1/2 jesus

[lohacse]

ok theres clearly something wrong going on if you find yourself covered in babies instead of slimey human bugs to nurse after like that should set you off if thats even possible [ what's going to happen if she bangs a human this is weird ]

[lohacse]

so its a legit place cause it sounds like a bacon brand

[jadeblood]

[ wow that sounds awful now she wants to go even less ]

Im Not Sure What Bacon Is But I Believe It Is Indeed 'Legit'
'Slimey Human Bugs' Is A New One Too

1/2

[lohacse]

its the best thing the human race can sigh in motherfucking awe of
everyone was asspatting themselves for making it happen before getting all wiped out i guess but here i am continuing the legacy

[lohacse]

thnx its long for grubs

[jadeblood]

Okay
But That Doesnt Actually Tell Me What It Is

[ the bacon you vague fucker ]

[lohacse]

ok thats asking for a lot here dude how can you describe whats bacons like to someone whos never been privileged enough to have it

[jadeblood]

The Same Way You Would Describe Anything Else I Assume
With Words That Appeal To The Senses
But I Suppose I Can Take Your Word For It
And Look For Your Bacon In Zodion If I Have The Misfortune Of Ending Up There

im too lazy to pay for his account just deal with my 15 icons that im going to overuse

[lohacse]

oh my fucking god
just
stop
why do you guys get away with unintentional innuendos all the goddamn time christ

same

[jadeblood]

I Think You Just Answered Your Own Question

[lohacse]

thats the sound of fireworks youre hearing by the way

[jadeblood]

Really
I Thought That Was Just Dave Enjoying The Sound Of His Own Voice

[lohacse]

that too i mean who wouldnt want strider whispering in their ear softly thats a serious business i should be doing right there id make a fortune and get you all the fucking bacon for your alien demonstration purposes [ SEE HE'S THINKING OF HER WELL BEING JEEZ ]

[jadeblood]

Unsurprisingly The More I Hear About It The Less I Actually Want To Know
In Fact That Could Apply To Everything About Your Race
But I Suppose I Keep Coming Back Anyway
So That Makes Me The Fool
An Easily Amused And Baffled One

[lohacse]

thats the weirdest compliment ive ever received what do i say

[jadeblood]

That Was A Compliment
?

I Mean
Yes
It Was
Your Protocol Dictates A Thank You But I Wont Be Terribly Devastated If You Skip It
It Could Be Awkward

i legit started three comments in a row with thats and that

[lohacse]

i thought we were done with protocols can we just scratch them [ heh... HEH HEH HE MADE A JOKE ] and start over

i didnt even notice

[jadeblood]

Did You Really Go There

pay attention to me

[lohacse]

go where

no!!!

[jadeblood]

I Think We Both Know Exactly Where
A Land Of Puns And Lame Humor

god i hope a shrimp slaps you

[lohacse]

so were gonna have to sign you up for pun appreciation classes when this shits done and over with
youre welcome by the way
how come you havent picked up anything from rose

shrimps

[jadeblood]

[ perks up at the mention of rose... ]

Theres Not Much Of A Place For Puns In Snark
But Whos To Say I Havent Really
After A Year I Would Think Its Inevitable

i have nothing to be ashamed of

[lohacse]

like what

sure you dont

[jadeblood]

Im Sure She Would Be Displeased If I Shared Her Secrets

[lohacse]

my lips are sealed dude