I am a productive member of society.

[shepard_vi]

Hey there!

Got any pets? You look like a varren person!

Comments

[pinkspectre]

[just...rubs her head...gawd.]

[shepard_vi]

My personality matrix can predict what the real Commander Shepard would say with 7% accuracy!

[hisownjustice]

What's a varren?

[sellsitswares]

This one is not inclined to keep pets.

[unwilling_messiah]

[Oh. The VI...again.....]

[shepard_vi]

Varren make great pets. They're cute, cuddly, and have really big teeth!

[shepard_vi]

Ever played tackle the varren?

[shepard_vi]

My sensors indicate that you're a hanar. Have you seen the latest Blasto film? I hear it's pretty badass!

[shepard_vi]

Always nice to see you!

[thats_me_shepard]

I suppose at least it resembles Shepard.

[Talking to himself, regarding the VI.]

[hisownjustice]

[Sounds like some kind of monster...]

How could I have tackled one if I've never seen one?

[sellsitswares]

This one is indeed a Hanar. It, however, does not plan to watch the film you suggested.

[shepard_vi]

[Right. Guess who spilled more soda on him?]

Hey- [the holo crackles a little]

-there drell! How's the space cancer going for you?

[xenoshepherd]

I don't actually sound like that.

[right guys

right?

cmon back shepard up here be a bro]

[shepard_vi]

[The VI's a damaged demo. Logic has little place here.]

I've wrestled a varren before and let me tell you this: Never piss off a mother varren.

[thats_me_shepard]

[Definitely not like Shepard. At all.]

There seems to be a glitch or two with your programming. Perhaps I should make note to Garrus. He could "calibrate" you.

[thats_me_shepard]

I can assure you, siha, you do not.

[shepard_vi]

[Mun has no icons of the female VI yet. So.

It's a male Shep VI speaking with the female voice. Hey, nobody's perfect!]

Anyone ever tell you you're one hell of a looker, soldier?

[shepard_vi]

I am sorry, but the demo platform does not come with dirty talk.

[shepard_vi]

Badassfully: Why is that?

[He just quoted the film haha get it yeah this VI is funny just like the real Shep!]

[xenoshepherd]

Hunh. Yeah, thought as much. Whoever paid for that VI didn't get their credit's worth.

[Significantly less ruffled now.]

[thats_me_shepard]

Regretfully, neither do you come close to resembling the one you were modeled after.

Then again, that may be a blessing in disguise. [He would have to ask Shepard.]

[xenoshepherd]

Yyyyyyyyyyyes? Not for a while, definitely not by a VI.

[Goddamn this is unnerving.]

[thats_me_shepard]

I suppose it could be seen as a form of flattery, this desire to replicate you in another form.

As poorly done as it is, withstanding.

[Very very poorly. How could they mess Shepard up this badly?]

If they were to spend more time on this it could prove useful for raising moral, and helping with recruits. As of now, this is nothing but shameful.

[shepard_vi]

[No female icons for you, Thane. But here's the voice of one! ...with the dude's body.]

I'm Commander Shepard and even I know nobody's perfect.