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[anonfantry]

But I– Don't think I want anybody else to see what I'm dreaming about. That's kind of... Personal. Not to mention, hearing voices–

H-Hey, I mean it! Stop laughing!

...I guess it figures this'd be the one time you don't change your mind. It's not like it's too late, if I haven't even given that back...

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[yuffiekisaragi]

[There's an eyebrow wiggle happening on Yuffie's face right now, Cloud. It's a scary thing. ]

Uh-huh.

[She does a mock scratch on her chin, trying to look very thoughtful and educated.]

You know, it's no wonder you pack the crazies into your party like you do. You've got all kinds of secret fetishes.

[She gives him a wide grin.]

Don't worry, nobody will judge.

[anonfantry]

[ Aren't you a member of that party, too, Yuffie!?

And just going to revert to this huffy blank stare, now. Yup. Off into empty space.

It's obviously futile to engage her.

(He is capable of learning, after all.

But not remotely flustered, so shut-up.) ]

[yuffiekisaragi]

[Yup, she totally is.

She considers herself the 'sane' one.

Yuffie is very delusional.

So she's just gonna smirk at you a bit. Because she has now won this game (if not The Game).]

[anonfantry]

[ DAMN IT, YUFFIE. SOME OF US WERE PLAYING THAT.

He frowns.

More than he was just frowning. ]

Who're you supposed to be, anyway?

[yuffiekisaragi]

[>:D]

Why, I'm the world's greatest ninja. Yuffie Kisaragi, the White Rose of Wutai!

Also your mentor. You learn a lot from me, you know.

[Oh, if older!Cloud could hear her...there would be lots of glaring.]

[anonfantry]

[ Well, he'll grant her that the ninja part sounds pretty cool (if it's true), but he has serious doubts about the rest of her story. ]

Mentor? You don't seem like the type.

[ Because why would he idolize a tiny little girl from former enemy territory? Her story is full of holes!! On second thought that probably means he should believe it ]

[yuffiekisaragi]

[Yeah, she's pretty sure she can't pull off the mentor bit, but she's gonna give it a go anyway.]

Sure, you come to me for training. I train in the ways of awesome. I also give good advice. You should listen to me more.

[Okay, so it's not totally convincing, but can she help it that nobody listens to her advice? Doesn't matter that they never ask for it.]

[anonfantry]

None of your advice has been very good, so far...

[ In fact, it hasn't been advice at all, really. Just kind of mean.

But he is listening. ]

[yuffiekisaragi]

Fine, fine. How about this:

When you open the coffin, make sure you have some silly string. Spray immediately after opening.

[Sounds like instructions to a bug bomb, but really torturing Vincent is just way too fun. And she gets to sound crypt! Bonus points.]

[anonfantry]

(When I open the...)

[ Coffin!? What the hell?

Now he's grave-robbing, in the future? ]

What's that supposed to mean!?

[yuffiekisaragi]

[Yuffie likes this being mystical and cryptic thing.]

Hey, I dunno what you like to do in your free time. You got weird fetishes, remember?

[anonfantry]

I said I don't!

[ Like. Five or six times, actually.

Worst mentor ever. :( ]

[findmyownreason]

You'd better bring two cans. It's a big coffin.

[hey, he's already past that point in his own timeline. Why not mess with his younger self? It's practically canon.]