was watching mario kart 8 stuff. someone woke up.

[king_of_mean]

GWAHAHA, of course my castle is the best race track! And I always get the best music, too! You weren't surprised, were ya?! [Bowser crosses his mighty clawed arms and bares a big ol' toothy grin at his mun.] Now! How 'bout you stop paying attention to that overgrown backstabbing pig and focus on the best of the best?

[Still haven't forgiven Ganondorf for stabbing you in the back in Brawl, huh? Man, you really need to learn to let things go, Bowser. He's not going anywhere.]

Not a chance, pipsqueak! Nobody wrongs the King of the Koopas and gets away with it!

[And there's a deafening roar to drive his point home. It's an extra warning for Mario and all of his doofus friends, too. You people need to stop messing with his plans!]

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[falcoff]

But if they stopped paying attention, then you'd have no one.

[king_of_mean]

[What-- hey!]

I didn't mean me, you bumbling fool! The overgrown backstabbing pig is someone else. [Huff.]

[falcoff]

You seem to fit the bill.

Though in your cause I'd call you an overgrown bull.

[king_of_mean]

[Why he oughta--... He looks like he's contemplating spitting a fireball at Leon.]

Hah! Big words for a scrawny little lizard.

[falcoff]

[Smirks as Leon seems to be looking for a rumble.]

I need to actually fit in the vehicles I'm driving, turtle.

It's what happens when you actually take the time to run.

[chipofftheoldshell]

You tell 'em, Papa!

ajhjdks bowser jr <3

[king_of_mean]

[Ah, Bowser's pride and joy! Just who he wanted to see.]

That's right, Junior! No one holds back the mighty Koopas, and don't let anyone forget it! [Especially not these twerpy mun things.]