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dear_mun2015-03-24 07:05 pm
king_of_mean) wrote in dear_mun2015-03-24 07:05 pm
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was watching mario kart 8 stuff. someone woke up.
GWAHAHA, of course my castle is the best race track! And I always get the best music, too! You weren't surprised, were ya?! [Bowser crosses his mighty clawed arms and bares a big ol' toothy grin at his mun.] Now! How 'bout you stop paying attention to that overgrown backstabbing pig and focus on the best of the best?
[Still haven't forgiven Ganondorf for stabbing you in the back in Brawl, huh? Man, you really need to learn to let things go, Bowser. He's not going anywhere.]
Not a chance, pipsqueak! Nobody wrongs the King of the Koopas and gets away with it!
[And there's a deafening roar to drive his point home. It's an extra warning for Mario and all of his doofus friends, too. You people need to stop messing with his plans!]
[Still haven't forgiven Ganondorf for stabbing you in the back in Brawl, huh? Man, you really need to learn to let things go, Bowser. He's not going anywhere.]
Not a chance, pipsqueak! Nobody wrongs the King of the Koopas and gets away with it!
[And there's a deafening roar to drive his point home. It's an extra warning for Mario and all of his doofus friends, too. You people need to stop messing with his plans!]