Mun is on a Disney/Victor Hugo binge

[judgeofblasphemy]

What sorcery is this? You dare attempt to cram me in a dark space with those demons and witches within your head. I shall see you hang for such a thing, Mage.

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[snaptrap]

... Wow, what's yer fuckin' deal?

[judgeofblasphemy]

Beast, demon!

[He's snarling at disgust towards you.]

Wretch, leave me be and remove yourself from my sight!

[pathfromdarknesstogrey]

Hanging a writer? This I might have to see you attempt.

[judgeofblasphemy]

I assure you that it shall be more than a mere attempt.

[gitane]

It will do you good to experience life among those you disagree with. You'll see we're not all that bad.

[judgeofblasphemy]

This is hardly a grand experience. I know precisely the evil that calls your people's wretched hearts home. Now why is it that you have revealed yourself to me, here?

[Perhaps to convey her undying loyalty to him? Yes? Yes, of course that must be it!]

[ballsoffire]

[HAHA WOW it is very hard for Johnny to even be near you, Frollo.

This is almost physically painful]

Good luck with that. I think threatening physical violence on a non physical entity has to be the funniest thing I've seen all day.

[judgeofblasphemy]

[WOW, rude!]

Bah, we are beings of flesh and blood, these mundanes, as they call themselves. Are hardly different.

[powderburn]

[What.]

Uhm, if you do that, you'll... you'll cease to exist, too. I-I don't advise on doing that, sir.

[judgeofblasphemy]

Don't be daft, woman. They're not my creator. To suggest otherwise would be blasphemy.

[deiform]

I don't know, witches and mages and summoners and the like can be pretty useful in your party. Especially during a dungeon crawl.

[ bet you didn't know the lord was a huge nerd did you frollo. ]

.. Demons, though.. I guess that depends on the game.

[judgeofblasphemy]

You dare to assume the appearance of our Lord and Savior?

[Nope, you are clearly an imposter.]

[manynames]

... That might not be the most suggested coping method.

[judgeofblasphemy]

You, what manner of being are you?

[sea_witch]

What's wrong with witches?

[judgeofblasphemy]

Silence your tongue, sea-witch.

[blackgoat]

Violence begets violence... Would it be prudent to attack?

[judgeofblasphemy]

Initially, no. It is best to wait until they make a mistake.

[sainsburys_plant_mister]

[Well are you a trip down Sunshine alley.]

We're not so terrible. Live a little. Unscrew the cork.

[judgeofblasphemy]

What affiliation do you claim to posses?

[ledgerdomaingirl]

Don't be dissing witches, gramps!

[judgeofblasphemy]

Indeed, discussing those who have dealt with the Prince of Lies can be quite trying at times. Most certainly so for one as young as you.

[aviatophile]

Hanging's a little...extreme, isn't it?

And it's not magic, exactly, what they do. *he can't explain WHAT it is, just that it's not magic*

[judgeofblasphemy]

You have never dealt with sorcerers or the corrupt, have you? The only way to make certain their kind does not continue to breed is to end them.

[glitchinthesystem]

...Someone forgot to take the sane juice this morning, huh? It's a thing that happens. Deal with it.

[judgeofblasphemy]

I am dealing with it.

[lustily]

[ This lady's mun is in the middle of a reread of the novel sssssssoooooo BRB SCREAMING ]

I understand that you're a man of the cloth, sir, but... aren't you being a little... I don't know, hostile?

[judgeofblasphemy]

[Mun just hopes that he can get this guy's voice down~]

Hostility comes from being forced into a dark space with abominations and told to serve as the amusement of another.

[voluptuous]

Grey hair, and yet you whine just like a child!

[judgeofblasphemy]

Another fool making an attempt to mock me. Away with you, woman. I have no time or patience to deal with your kind.

[honorbeforeduty]

Gee. 'Cause this place wasn't full of deranged psychopaths already.

[Hey, Phoebus doesn't work for you anymore, Frollo. He's allowed to sass you.]

[judgeofblasphemy]

Ah, of course, the Captain of the Guard. Or, former Captain that is.

[Phoebus, you still his bitch.]

/Disney villain fistbump

[roughlybargesized]

Bah. At least you haven't been thrown into a game where nobody respects you for being the hero you are. And all these women here, thinking they're just as capable. A few of them even had the gall to strike me when I told them to stand aside!

#villainbros

[judgeofblasphemy]

Not quite yet.

[Isn't this a charming fellow?] Then perhaps you should avoid insulting them openly in the future.

RIP Tony Jay

[unbalancedpillar]

You sound familiar, human. You may wish to look inside yourself for any dark gods in hiding before you go casting your eye upon others.

*sobs*

[judgeofblasphemy]

Inside myself? I assure you tat I am far more pure than most here.

throwing an OC with no info posted atcha orz

[feathercloak]

'Ey, a churchman! Nice. Not a lotta religious folks seen 'round here. Who you with, that ya so angry 'bout a little magic?

[ Wait. Wait. Demons? ...Oh no, she's getting an idea. Bella no. ]


Hmmm... Stuck somewhere dark with a buncha demons and other evil-doers, though? You ain't done anythin' your deity might... be upset about... have ya?

[ Bella stop. ]

No worries

[judgeofblasphemy]

Magic is the work of those who conspire with the devil.

[Duh, everyone knows that.]

And no, I have done nothing to anger The Lord. [Except, you know, she'd innocent blood in His House, burn down Paris while playing a fiddle and exhibit each of the seven deadly sins.]

[moonlit_star]

Such vitriol, but for what reason, I wonder. Before you accuse someone of sorcery, of wrong doing, you would be better served to find out all the information available to you. Temperance and patience would serve you well more than any quick accusation.

[judgeofblasphemy]

I have all the information which I require, young lady. This person is a witch and must be dealt with accordingly, along with those within the prison they call a mind.

[smilepowered]

Don't worry! I'm sure it won't be as bad as all that! Maybe you'll make lots of new GREAT friends!

[judgeofblasphemy]

[Frollo is caught, red-handed, staring at the pink... Thing. What is that? A horse of some sort? It talks too.]

...Quite?

[peltiferous]

There are more peaceful, productive ways of negotiating your release.

None of them take kindly to sheer force.

[ Says the one with a literal hull of steel around her chest and legs. ]

[judgeofblasphemy]

[Cassandra, no, this isn't the Inquisition that you were looking for.]

I'm afraid that force is all they understand.

OMG A FROLLO.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

...Okay, so witches and mages aren't exactly your ida of a good time. But how do you feel about dragons?

He is indeed a Frollo. And does accept donations.

[judgeofblasphemy]

Dragons are also servants of Satan.

Here, have an actual (albeit LaVeyan) Satanist.

[ohmygoat]

Yours has demons in their head? Can we trade, then? Sounds like a good party.

Most witches I've met aren't particularly dark, though they're pretty nice people. Some of my best friends are witches. [He shrugs, looking Frollo over critically and with dismissive eyes. Maurice has dealt with this type before.] You need to loosen up. And someone with more patience than me will have to be the one to work at that, because I don't have any left after a full day of teaching, thanks.

If he has his way then most people here are gonna burn.

[judgeofblasphemy]

Another fool. Leave me be, I'm starting to have a headache.

[chemical_reactions]

You're being too harsh and not giving your mun a chance to explain. You could meet a lot of good friends here if you have a more positive attitude!

[judgeofblasphemy]

[Excuse you Honey! Frollo here is filled with sunshine and kittens!]

I do not need to make good friends. But I am lacking in servants and aides.