dear_mun | ( canon is izombie )

Actually? You'd be surprised.

Seriously?

Seriously. Like, run-down shithole full of monsters and mindfuck? Active morgue. Outer freaking space? Active morgue, and it's space-haunted.

[ yes, space-haunted. not to be confused with regular everyday haunted. please don't ask her to clarify the difference, it's really just a bunch of other words preceded by 'space-'. ]

That ...sounds like a SyFy made for TV movie.

( space haunted sounds seriously more scary than regular haunted. just because SPACE. )

Story of my life.

I can relate, I get the feeling that's going to be mine too.

See, but - at risk of pretty much Kool Aid Man-ing it up right through the fourth wall - at least you're not actually on SyFy. [ see, liv? it could totally be worse. ] Not that I'm on SyFy anymore either, but whatever, this is me totally not being bitter.

Ugh, that sucks. If it helps I'm on the CW so who knows how that's gonna end.

Looking at the track record? My bet's on either douchebag angels or the actual nuclear apocalypse. So there's that.

Well there was a near apocalypse in the comics my show is based on. Not nuclear, but ...actually I don't really know how to describe that one.

Bizarre happenstance beyond reasonable explanation? When CW drops the ball hard, there's definitely a spot for you on the SyFy couch. Spoken as someone who played 'What Supernatural Mindfuck Am I Today?' Blackout-Bingo for four straight seasons.

And being CW there is a good chance of Gossip Girl level shenanigans. Which I so do not need right now, or ever - zombie or not. Okay ew, that does not sound like fun. Are you going to kill me if I ask what the worst thing was?

Okay, so your zombie thing. You don't actually, like, decompose or whatever if you don't eat brains, right?

Well I did. I mean, not brains - flesh in general, I guess? But that's so not the point. The point is that if you do make the jump to SyFy, you can totally count on rotting to death.

It depends on what you mean by "active". Death has a funny way of not working as it should.

[ooc: also as soon as Blaine gets some good screen time, mun is grabbing him]

Don't I know it.

Basically. I mean active as in has fresh brains.

( ooc; ahhhh omg, yes. DO THE THING!! )

Oh, sure, there are plenty of those. The problem is that they're so fresh they'll just come back to life. Sometimes it only takes a day, others a week or so. But on the plus side, a lot of these places do offer ways to satisfy unique dietary needs.

[what? It is perfectly normal to talk about someone needing to eat brains]

Annnd that's a bit to fresh. ( except once liv was going to be a doctor so now she's curious. ) How do they do that?

Like what?

( tbh the fact no one is freaking out, is kind of freaking her out. )

It all depends on where you go. Like the island I'm staying on? The god of death, Thanatos, simply sends you back to the land of the living after a while. If you're in that place that resembles Wonderland... well, it's Wonderland. You can't expect it to make sense. And then there are places that need your presence to feed its energy, so those places will revive you-- for a price. And from what I've seen, you pay the price and don't even get a choice in the matter.

[he is just weird enough to not even consider being freaked out. What'd you expect from Frankenstein?]

Well... Say you're a vampire and you need blood to survive. You'd be provided with blood bags so you wouldn't go killing the innocent for your meals. Of course, some vampires probably still do because they're assholes, but most probably are okay with the blood bags.

( liv is just going to stare for a second because wow the places people get sent to is weird. thanatos? wonderland?! suddenly being a zombie feels really ...normal? and the fact this guy is talking like all this stuff like it's normal... )

Sounds like you've seen some... things. So being a zombie some of these places would give me brains then, I'm totally against killing for them. That's why I work in a morgue. There are probably zombie assholes too - I'm not one of them. ( she hopes. )

That's a bit of an understatement. [he gives a nod] Taking brains from someone who's already dead makes sense. It's not like they're using it anymore, right? But if you go on a killing spree, you gain a lot more attention. Best to avoid the torches and pitchforks, am I right?

Thank you! Someone was telling me I was being disrespectful by doing that. But it's so much better than going full on zombie mode and killing people. And it's not like I just rip their heads off and go for it.

Exactly. I've seen all the monster movies out there. I know how they end.

I wouldn't put too much stake in those monster movies. They're often grossly inaccurate. I mean, the only thing that the Frankenstein movies really got right was the black-and-white stuff.

[not that he would personally know about that or anything]

Don't most of those call the monster Frankenstein anyways? Did he have a name originally?

Er... well, I believe the most common name to give the monster was "Adam".

I have to say, I've never met a zombie before. It's fascinating.

Oh. Well that makes sense.

As far as I know I might be the only one. ( because her mun is awful and this was posted before the second episode bwhaha. ) I'm Liv.

[welp, better not tell her about a certain male zombie the mun now has in her musebox]

That sucks. I'm the only one from my world, but I at least have another "monster" to talk to. [he smiles at her] I'm Doctor Whale.

( canon is izombie )

oh good so i wasn't the only one who had to liv

eeee. i thought it would just be me too. and haaaay sally!

oooo you recognize sally

yeees! i love her :3

aaa good. tbh i think they'd have rad CR if you came to either of her games

eeeee. what games is she in?

the box & ataraxion

ohhh i've been eyeing those places for a bit now!

ooo!! i mod box and i've been in ax a year, both are so fun. c:

ohhh nice! i really want to app liv somewhere (and other characters cause i'm in no games atm)

youuu should add me on plurk at ~watchtower and we can be pals ok

yes i like new pals! i'm ~decarabas :)

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I regret nothing~

omg never ever regret anything!

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