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[spicydresser]

All right, I can forgive the username (even if it was, again, just ONE TIME!) I can even forgive the idea of you putting me in a game (as long as there's no death-defying stunts going on).

But mun.

Mun.

What is with these keywords? There's no system or organization to them at all! You can't do that, how are you supposed to identify which icon is which with that hot mess??? You need to change them ASAP if this is gonna work out!

Who even uses "mfw" anymore, seriously...

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[arach_nerd]

That one time must've been impressive, though, considering wasabi's a paste, not a liquid.

[spicydresser]

[Har-de-har, nerd humor.]

The details of the Wasabi Incident are classified.

[AKA a table probably got upturned somehow and his plate got splattered onto him.]

But whether it's a paste or a liquid, Fred claims I smelled like wasabi for days after that and that guy looooves making up nicknames.

[arach_nerd]

Huh, guess he and I have something in common. Not surprising, given who his dad is.

[anewangle]

[Oh, Wasasbi. Dear, sweet Wasasbi.]

I don't think you're going to win this fight.

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[spicydresser]

[Oh sweet Disney's frozen brain it's Tadashi.

Now, don't flip out Wasabi, you were aware already that even Tadashi can show up in the weird and wild world of...this nexus thing.]

[Wasabi, are you seriously telling yourself not to flip out, is that some kind of joke.]

[spicydresser]

Hey, I'm persistent, if what the other guys in here are telling me is right she'll get bored eventually and do more organization. I can wait.

[Like a majestic wasabi-scented hawk.]

--Would you cut out that weird narration?!

[anewangle]

[Aaah, Tadashi knows that look. Honestly, Wasasbi's handling it better than some people have in the past, and for that much Tadashi's grateful. He's had to go through the 'surprise, I'm not dead' talk more than a few times, and it's never especially pleasant.

He grins, making only minimal effort to hide some chuckling.]

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you. I'm pretty sure my mun purposely waits until after two in the morning to keyword just to make things as ridiculous as possible.

... I can totally see you as a majestic hawk, by the way.

i am so so glad you are using the kermit icon as your default

[bigdamnhiro]

Wasabi.

Hey, Wasabi.

I think you got a lil'...a lil' something green...on your shirt maybe. Right there.

[YOUR WHOLE SHIRT DUDE the entire thing]

kermit and wasabi = the long lost green bros

[spicydresser]

Yep, my shirt is green, good job Hiro.

[Lil Hama, do you even know how often Fred pulled that on him.]

Sorry I don't have any lollipops for you like Baymax, but I'll drop by the store and get you some wasabi pops, no problem.

[bigdamnhiro]

[Backfired. Backfired SO HARD. At least he has the good grace to look mortified, eyes popping wide open and nose scrunching in disgust, but dude why would you if you get those he's gonna have to eat them it's like the friend-gift law...]

Uh, no thanks. I'm super allergic to...disgusting green stuff. So don't do it. I'll break out in hives and you'll have to take me to the hospital, which might require running a red light.

[aviatophile]

My mun is planning on collected upwards of several hundreds of icons for me. She's done it before and she now has even more material to use for them.

Organisation is impossible.

But hey, there can be comfort in chaos. *grins*

[spicydresser]

Organization is not impossible when you have a system! Say my mun categorizes by what emotion an icon is expressing along with a keyword so she knows which is which, she could do a hundred or more of those and still have it be manageable!

Heck, she could even do song titles along with the emotion-labeling system and it'd be fine.

[Comfort in chaos, that is anarchy! ANARCHY!]

[foundthehirowithin]

No no no, it's perfect. Every single one is related to Tumblr.

Every.

Single.

One.

I can just smell the irony. [tumblr being maybe one of the MOST CHAOTIC PLACES ON THE INTERNET] And y'know, it-- I think it's spicy.

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[spicydresser]

TUMBLR IS A MESS! Have you even seen the layout they're going with?! Their tagging and search system? THEIR MOBILE BROWSING PAGE? It's HORRIBLE!

[Sorry Hiro it's just he hears the T word and he flips.]

I don't think any designers actually work there, just birds pecking at keyboards!

[spicydresser]

[Okay. Okay. Breathe, he's breathing. It's okay.]

[Ahem.]

If she puts me in a game, she says she'll organize them. I feel like that's some kind of cruel joke.

[bricktotheface]

What's 'mfw'?

[spicydresser]

[Oh, it's a bitty! Please excuse him while he considers how best to phrase this to a kid.]

It's short for "my face when--"...like saying "this is the face I make when my friends rearrange my tools."

[And he pulls this face to demonstrate, exaggerated pulling at his hair and everything.]

[Aaand he returns to normal non-freaked Wasabi.] It's outdated where I'm from, but I guess it's still in the current language for my mun.

Hope an AU Hiro is okay? Profile explains it.

[wasonceahiro]

[He wants to laugh at how Wasabi is unchanging in his OCD. He wants to at least smile at how the shirt thing will follow him across the multiverse. It brings up a lot of nostalgia. But Wasabi was the one angriest at him over the first murder attempt on Callaghan. No matter how sorry he is for what he's done, the purple-clad superhero isn't sure how Wasabi will react to knowing he actually succeeded in killing him in one timeline.

Still, a faint smile plays across his face. He missed the neurosis, oddly enough.]

...well, I think your mun has a perfect grasp on your voice. Just don't expect anything good to come out of asking for organized keywords. They'll take song lyrics and shove them onto the icons and it'll just get really lame really fast.

Sure! Sorry for the delay, school happened

[spicydresser]

[Wasabi, meet one of the first AU versions of your friends you'll run into.

All right, he's got it in mind and won't question what's different, exactly because it might be something terrible. Just treat Hiro like normal...even if he is bigger-ish.]

I'd just demand the system she uses for her actual active characters, then it wouldn't matter if she used the lyrics to something like Fred's ridiculous theme song he was making up for us.

...That's not giving you permission to actually do that, mun, just FYI.

[tomagogo]

I don't know. I think they're pretty good.

[Yes, she's having a good time right now.]

[spicydresser]

Don't encourage her!

[Of course Trollmago would, she who introduces anarchy into his system!]

[wantstohelp]

I have to admit, I kinda like those keywords.

Something tells me your mun likes tumblr a lot, too.

[spicydresser]

Tumblr is a landfill! Have you even seen its layout?! That system is pure anarchy!

[Take a deep breath, Wasabi.]

--And she doesn't actually like it, she was just stream of conscious-writing keywords, which is why I am gently encouraging her to do better.

hope you don't mind this guy

[pushtheboundaries]

[well this isn't awkward at all]

Apparently, they do.

Nope, no minding over here

[spicydresser]

[...This is really awkward.

Is there a handbook on "how to talk to your teacher after you simultaneously learned about his Tragic Past and kept him from committing homicide"? There should be.]

Guess we've got a head start on them, then.

[What does he even say next, "so teach, how's prison?" That's terrible!]

She, uh...she didn't tell me I'd see you around.