He has risen from the ashes and is consuming my soul

[bishieblake]

...th' fuck is "Bishie Blake"? That's what you decide to name me?

Look, Missie, Ah don't care if it's a fandom "in joke", but ya' coulda' picked somethin' a little less embarassin'. Seriously.

Ah disappear from your subconscious for two --no, three years and this is how ya' treat me once ah return? Ah'm hurt, honestly.

Ah'm not some pretty-boy with marital problems. Ah think you wanna look for th'one whose readin' the comics over there. See? Look, new Steven Universe comic! Ya like that!

Now leave me alone.

Comments

[magisperica]

To be fair you do look pretty much exactly like you just walked out of some anime full of pretty guys with anatomy.

[ is that a compliment

is it an insult

who knows ]

[bishieblake]

Ah'm not a freakin' bishonen!

[yeah, he's not, he's a disney princess. get it /right/]

Ah'm a music reviewer. Not someone's fantasy.

[magisperica]

I dunno, you do kinda have the whole...

[ gestures to his... everything... ]

... going on. Y'know? With the outfit and the hair thing. [ a pause. ] Isn't that a pain in the ass to see around, by the way?

i saw this and thought of emo punk phase jaeris send help im wheezing

[bishieblake]

S'Not that bad.

...wait, who even are you? And how do you know I stepped out of a parallel universe you don't know that.