He has risen from the ashes and is consuming my soul

[bishieblake]

...th' fuck is "Bishie Blake"? That's what you decide to name me?

Look, Missie, Ah don't care if it's a fandom "in joke", but ya' coulda' picked somethin' a little less embarassin'. Seriously.

Ah disappear from your subconscious for two --no, three years and this is how ya' treat me once ah return? Ah'm hurt, honestly.

Ah'm not some pretty-boy with marital problems. Ah think you wanna look for th'one whose readin' the comics over there. See? Look, new Steven Universe comic! Ya like that!

Now leave me alone.

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I'm sorry.

[eightfoldbeast]

...

[What is this.]

oh god

[bishieblake]

....okay, what sorta' whacko dimension is this? An' why do y'look like me?

[eightfoldbeast]

[Technically, you look like *him*, Jaeris.]

I believe that's my question.

[bishieblake]

Christ.

...Ah feel like Linkara would be more suited for shit like this.

Okay, so, mirrorverse or not? Because ya definitely don't look like a good Jaeris. [Jaeris, no, stop]

[eightfoldbeast]

[What gave it away, the single demonic slitted red eye or the aura of murderous intent?]

If I spoke the way you do, I think I would cut out my own tongue to spare my ears.

[bishieblake]

Woaaah, okay, I'm thinkin' you're definitely not a good Jaeris. Ah'll ask again - who are you?

[eightfoldbeast]

Yuber. [The guy Jaeris's design was based on, hilariously. Shame he's not as nice.]

Judging by the nonsense spilling from your lips, I would assume your name is Jaeris. Quite an audacious move for a human to copy my style and then demand to know who I am.