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Nate Ford ([personal profile] leveraging) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2015-03-11 05:39 pm

Voice-testing, homeless, you know the drill...

Look, uh... mundane? I don't know what you're worried about, you've got some experience at this thing.

[ . . . what ]

No, just... run with it for a second, will you? This roleplay you're doing - you're basically just pretending you're someone else, right? And your goal is to... what, compromise people with feelings, emotions, manipulate them like putty in your hand, right?

That's really not that different from what I do. What I did before. Though, to be fair, our kind of roleplaying was far more expansive... and involved... and meant to defraud people who deserve it, but that's beside the point...

[ . . . Nate, Nate. No, I do not want to be compared to you as a conman, okay? This is different. DIFFERENT. ]

My point is, you're worrying about this more than you should be. So just... relax, take a deep breath, straighten yourself out and let me talk. It's not that hard.

And if all else fails... we've got backup plans. Use them.
changethendie: (My heart is a church bell ringin')

[personal profile] changethendie 2015-03-12 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
There it is! [he snaps energetically, ending in a finger pistol pointed Nate's way] I do believe you've solved the mystery, my good man. Vacuous mortals afflicted with much dullness and boredom. And a bored writer is a dangerous thing . . .