Voice Testing, Canon is FNAF 3, Spoilers within

[totallyradicalfright]

Hey, dude! This sure is a nice place ya got here, but I'm, uh, kind of in the middle of something. You know, like, I totally was going to open up this horror attraction, but, uh... Well, let's say I, like, need a loan or something. I put everything I had into that and I thought it was gonna be good. I had the parts to make Fazbear's Fright be totally scary and awesome. I even found a scary animatronic!

...That went somewhere.

But I'm sure that night dude took good care of it before, like, the whole place burned down. Maybe I shoulda did something about the faulty wiring after all... but that, like, would've gone against the spirit of everything being old school.

So. I'm gonna go see if I can get some more money, you do your thing, and, like, we'll all be happy, dude. Okay? Okay.

Comments

[linefacingforever]

...none of that would make anyone want to give you money.

[Sorry for the brutal honesty, phone dude.]

[totallyradicalfright]

Naw, there are a ton of people that like to be scared!

[linefacingforever]

True, but...

[There was no putting this delicately.]

You don't sound responsible.

[totallyradicalfright]

Well, why not, dude? I think I'm, like, pretty responsible. I even hired a night guard for the place. That's totally responsible.

[linefacingforever]

And you built a death trap for the sake of making it 'old school'?

[Pretty sure even old school made sure the wiring was up to code...]

[totallyradicalfright]

Psssshaw, it wasn't that bad. The night dude was as careful as possible. The place only burned down after the shift ended. And why not have it old school? It was the way everybody else remembered Freddy Fazbear's.

[themarionette]

[ sup, "dude." ]

[totallyradicalfright]

[Wait... WAIT. Is that... Yeah, this Phone Dude's going to be walking up to you and poking you a little.]

...Dude...

[themarionette]

[ sigh, mortals. puppet tries not to get visibly flustered at all the poking, instead standing very still. it's funnier when they're not expecting him to move. but - gosh, that is annoying. ]

[totallyradicalfright]

[Sorry, he was just making sure that you were real. And you appear to be VERY real. Which means he's now hugging you.]

Dude, I thought you were destroyed when the place closed down last! This is so totally radical!

[themarionette]

[ what- no no, hey, put him down, don't touch! icky human! puppet starts squirming, pointy feet wriggling and kicking wherever he can reach. let go! ]

[voiceinthephone]

...I'm speechless. [And judging you.]

[totallyradicalfright]

...I totally know that voice somewhere before... Have I met you before, dude?

[voiceinthephone]

You found my tapes, and you didn't listen to them, huh? [THIS IS HIS REPLACEMENT.] You do know what you unleashed right? And why didn't you fix the wiring?!

[totallyradicalfright]

Old school, dude. Old school.

Wait, you're the dude from the tapes!? Dude! This is radical! I wish you coulda been there! You would be perfect for Fazbear Frights!

[voiceinthephone]

[The sound that came out of Phone Guy was not human. It was just him trying to make words]

One, no. Two, hell no.

[fournights]

.....you did what.

[totallyradicalfright]

I made a Horror Attraction. Sure, it didn't get a chance to open... yet... but that's just a... a minor setback! Got any money I can borrow?

[fournights]

Wha - NO! You cannot borrow any money!

[Does this voice sound a little familiar, Brody? He's never sounded quite this upset on the tapes, to be fair.]

You made a Freddy Fazbear horror attraction?

[totallyradicalfright]

[...A little bit, yeah.]

Hold on, dude... Like... do I know you?

[fournights]

No.

I'm sorry, do you not realize that people died in that restaurant? Children!

quick threadjack?

[voiceinthephone]

This is our replacement. Hope you realize this.

yooooooooooooooo 8D

[fournights]

Oh my god.

Why?

YOOOOOOOOOO phone-based entities of sarcasm unite ='D

[voiceinthephone]

Apparently, we're not "hip" enough for this place. [Send help] And...oh yeah, we're dead so that could be a problem, you know?

TEAM PHONE GO o/\o

[fournights]

Well sure, there's that. [He meant it in a more existential sense. Just. Why.] But this is...

...I honestly think we could do a better job while dead.